And thus our journey begins 0:16 seconds in...

"Kingman is niiice, I dig the vibes, it's Good... I mean, so far..." 

Immediately as the words "so far" leave Parking Lot Girl's mouth, she's met with
a full-frontal facial assault by flying cheeseburger. A revving engine and squealing 
wheels can be heard loudly racing away. She answers back, enraged...

"You motherfuckin' dickless cocksucker, come back and say some shit to my face, bitch!!" 

She wipes the mess from her face as the soup'd up, late 90's model Toyota sports jalopy
[complete with douchebag spoiler] screeches to a momentary halt...

"Yeah bitch, whut??" she yells as she raises both arms into the hot, dry Arizona air.
"Get out the car, pussy!! Come get you sooome!!!" she taunts assuredly.

Middle fingers can then be seen extending from both driver and passenger side windows.

"That's what I thought, pussy-ass little fuckboy!! Go suck your boyfriend's dick you little
cum-guzzling taint-licker!!" she spews with fervor.

The car then speeds away, leaving a still-enraged Parking Lot Girl. She Hail Mary's one last volley:

"And what kind of bitch-ass pussy-bitchboy gets mustard on a cheeseburger??" she screamed at volume. 

Left to process the series of events, Parking Lot Girl turns to walk back to her car when
she notices an elderly, humped-back grandma staring at her, eyes bugged - mouth agape,
from a short distance away.

"What, you want some too motherfucker??" as she once again raises her arms to her sides.

The aged woman's face is aghast as she turns and hobbles away as quickly as possible.

"Goddamn sorry bitch-ass motherfuckers. All I needed was some goddamn water..." she says quietly
to herself as she opens her car door. 


The End


I meeeaaan, Parking Lot Girl seems pretty cool, but I dunno man, I think maybe after all
that drama leaving this comment might kinda spark some old feelings. So it is with great 
restraint that I leave it here, amongst the almost-heroes of its kind.

(04-22-2020, 03:39 PM)Guest Wrote: I really didn't pay attention to the whole Nasim thing. What was the issue between her and YT?

"YouTube shooter Nasim Najafi Aghdam"
https://www.sectual.com/thread-5889.html

(04-22-2020, 02:16 PM)somethingelseishere Wrote: MoAnn, I just seen this and it INSTANTLY took me back to your Elliot Rodger vids!! lol

Always been parallels drawn between her and Elliot...

I think it goes deeper than visual similarities...

I think it's a type.

I think it's called a patsy.

I think it's called "bred in captivity for the purpose of being a future patsy"...

I think it's called a conspiracy.

(04-22-2020, 03:41 PM)somethingelseishere Wrote: I meeeaaan, Parking Lot Girl seems pretty cool, but I dunno man, I think maybe after all
that drama leaving this comment might kinda spark some old feelings. So it is with great 
restraint that I leave it here, amongst the almost-heroes of its kind.

The only thing it's sparked is my desire for a cheeseburger, asshole...

Do you know how hard those are to get these days??

I'm not risking teh COVAIDS for a damn cheeseburger, and I ain't got no hamburger meat...

So I'm gonna need you to bring that 10 down to a solid 2.

(04-22-2020, 03:47 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: The only thing it's sparked is my desire for a cheeseburger, asshole...

Do you know how hard those are to get these days??

I'm not risking teh COVAIDS for a damn cheeseburger, and I ain't got no hamburger meat...

So I'm gonna need you to bring that 10 down to a solid 2.

Den we's in da same boat, yo.

Church.

Feelin' it, feelin' it...

Gurl, my dial starts at 4 and only goes to about 7, on a clear day.

I didn't know you had another channel MO. Now I have a bunch of videos to watch. What is it about Kingman you like so much?Flagstaff is my fav place in AZ.

I'm pretty sure Nasim was a dude. I think us guys can tell easier, which is odd. If s/he was a patsy, what was really accomplished there?

(04-22-2020, 04:02 PM)Guest Wrote: I didn't know you had another channel MO.

Oh wow!

(04-22-2020, 04:02 PM)Guest Wrote: What is it about Kingman you like so much?Flagstaff is my fav place in AZ.

For me it's always the surrounding scenery and the drive to the place that I love so much... the place itself is usually a letdown, Kingman being no different than anywhere else.

But yeah Flagstaff seemed pretty good.

Somebody posted "Cold Souls" earlier in the thread and I liked that song
so much I've set upon checking out the album that it's from.

(04-22-2020, 02:25 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: MetaCafe embeds don't work...

https://www.metacafe.com/watch/12055416/...iot-rodger

https://www.metacafe.com/watch/12055421/...iot-rodger

EEEEEEEEEEK!!!! The jiggle one is my fav.

(04-22-2020, 06:13 PM)somethingelseishere Wrote: Somebody posted "Cold Souls" earlier in the thread and I liked that song
so much I've set upon checking out the album that it's from.

That album unleashed a torrent for me. You might like this song as well.

Cool, thanks!

If you ever wondered if Icelandic chicks rock...



Seems they can and do.

Imagine sitting on your front porch enjoying a nice Spring afternoon
rain shower and THIS dude comes strolling by...

(04-22-2020, 09:15 PM)somethingelseishere Wrote: If you ever wondered if Icelandic chicks rock...



Seems they can and do.

Great. That red head bass player is literally Suzanne Vega’s soul sister.

I like the part where Ray talks about jobs. ROFL

(04-22-2020, 09:29 PM)somethingelseishere Wrote: Imagine sitting on your front porch enjoying a nice Spring afternoon
rain shower and THIS dude comes strolling by...

I thought the exact same thing when I saw that earlier. Pretty soon he'll be just another ranting/raving street person.

This might be one of the most sad/pathetic YT vids ever.

(04-22-2020, 09:57 PM)Guest Wrote: This might be one of the most sad/pathetic YT vids ever.

Oh God, I can't watch.