"He's a fuckin' asshole, but I just want him for sex."

"I'm gonna go in there and make some damn TOAST, dude, cuz I'm a MAVERICK."

"Dude, that Perez Hilton fucker gives off some serious Ted Bundy vibes."

"I don't assume that anybody knows how to properly live life."

(04-28-2020, 10:40 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: "I don't assume that anybody knows how to properly live life."

Ain't that the goddamned truth!

I understand animals , brutality, meat and blood...little else concerns me

"It's been so long since I had some cheese to cut."

"can this fucking day just fucking be done with already DEAR FUCKING GOD CAN YOU JUST PLEASE END IT 

Just layin here furiously rubbing my pubic bone and i think i understand how its like to have a vagina and clit. Its all about agitation and plugging a hole like qtips and nose pickin and enimas everybody loves it

"I really need me a lowrider bike, man. Like, for real..."

(05-05-2020, 01:07 AM)Guest Wrote: enimas

(05-05-2020, 01:07 AM)Guest Wrote: everybody loves it

"Jesus fucking Christ how much longer are we supposed to keep sucking this guy's dick?
He's dead. He's been dead for months. He bounced a fucking ball. Sure he was good at it, but
it was ball-bouncing. And he's DEAD NOW! Fuck! You people really need a goddamn fucking hobby!"

[Me on continued Kobe-worship articles]

"A wolf on a chain doesn't turn into a dog, it just dies."

Yo dude, she started pooping in a bucket that was the final straw

I wanna drink bourban and smooch with nancy pelosi . give her the old biden finger

We learn all these fancy words only to have our brains die and get eaten by maggots. Why not have your brain preserved for eternity in my freezer . Just send $300 every month and reserve some head space for ressurection someday. We monitor your needs using fitbit so that a man can be sent to recover the head before the maggots hatch.

(05-09-2020, 04:54 PM)Guest Wrote: We learn all these fancy words only to have our brains die and get eaten by maggots. Why not have your brain preserved for eternity in my freezer . Just send $300 every month and reserve some head space for ressurection someday. We monitor your needs using fitbit so that a man can be sent to recover the head before the maggots hatch.

OK the first envelope comes with 300 bucks and all kinds of fomites? Can you even deal with that?

The severe beating of a traffic signal programmer.

(05-05-2020, 10:31 PM)somethingelseishere Wrote: "Jesus fucking Christ how much longer are we supposed to keep sucking this guy's dick?
He's dead. He's been dead for months. He bounced a fucking ball. Sure he was good at it, but
it was ball-bouncing. And he's DEAD NOW! Fuck! You people really need a goddamn fucking hobby!"

[Me on continued Kobe-worship articles]

I'm guessing none of those articles mention that Kobe's own arrogance is what got him and his entourage killed.

You see, visibility was poor that day. Most planes were grounded. But he made his pilot fly anyway.