I dunno, it just feels like an emergency and I'm not great in high stress situations?!

I'll see your throne-plunging and raise you a wall & ceiling hand-vac'ing-cobweb-removal.
Yeah. Just now. Not exhilarating but I felt good doing it. Like it was the right thing to do.

later   in the  day @1:20

I just close the lid and let the turd sit there awhile until it softens up enough to flush.

What size depth charges are you pinching off to cause a clog, Fannie?

(09-08-2020, 12:52 PM)Dark Dick Wrote: What size depth charges are you pinching off to cause a clog, Fannie?

If MO plops her fat ass down on your toilet, you'd better have the plunger ready.

She BEEFS.

She'll drop five or six forearm-sized logs in there with no flushes in between.

Source: Every troll board in existence

Too many mukbangs.

You'd be surprised.

Another good reason for you to start pooping outdoors.

TRRRRRUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEE.

You need to nudge the fudge if the fudge won't budge.

More fiber, bro. More fiber.