Anybody else get flustered when you have to plunge the toilet?

[Mister Obvious]

I dunno, it just feels like an emergency and I'm not great in high stress situations?!

[somethingelseishere]

I'll see your throne-plunging and raise you a wall & ceiling hand-vac'ing-cobweb-removal.
Yeah. Just now. Not exhilarating but I felt good doing it. Like it was the right thing to do.

[Guest]

later   in the  day @1:20

[user328]

I just close the lid and let the turd sit there awhile until it softens up enough to flush.

[Dark Dick]

What size depth charges are you pinching off to cause a clog, Fannie?

[user328]

What size depth charges are you pinching off to cause a clog, Fannie?

If MO plops her fat ass down on your toilet, you'd better have the plunger ready.

She BEEFS.

She'll drop five or six forearm-sized logs in there with no flushes in between.

Source: Every troll board in existence

[Dark Dick]

Too many mukbangs.

[Mister Obvious]

You'd be surprised.

[Dark Dick]

Another good reason for you to start pooping outdoors.

[Mister Obvious]

TRRRRRUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEE.

[Dark Dick]

You need to nudge the fudge if the fudge won't budge.

[Mister Obvious]

More fiber, bro. More fiber.