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(12-30-2021, 01:58 PM)Chatwoman Wrote: OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://imgur.com/a/JGV0v0d
*SCREAMS!!!!!!!*
IT'S TRUE!!!!!!!!!
THEY REALLY DO!!!!!!!!
Wow, I had no idea.
A full on BONE in the peener, that really seems dangerous as heck.
Like way more dangerous than a spine...
Spines are bendy to a degree so definitely safer than a legit bone.
I'd LOVE to have some raccoon peener bone earrings!!!
*heads on over to Etsy*
https://www.etsy.com/listing/560516425/r...ngsraccoon
Bahahaha, wow, just wow.
Amazing.
I mean...
I think they're the perfect jewelry for hippie chicks who love dicks.
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Those are...
LONG.
I mean it's a bone, so their penises must stick out all the time.
Are they close to their bodies or something??
They've gotta stay almost parallel with the raccoon's body, otherwise that shit would just be wayyy too dangerous.
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DUDE...
https://www.etsy.com/listing/1022683378/...penis-bone
Apparently a lot of animals have penis bones!!!
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Wow, that's amazing, I really had no idea. For real.
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Quote:[The baculum] is absent in the human penis, but present in the penises of other primates, such as the gorilla and chimpanzee.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baculum
So apparently penis bones are pretty damn common, and it's basically only humans who don't have them.
WTF!
I mean, it's a good thing, don't get me wrong.
But it does kinda make you wonder.
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(12-30-2021, 02:07 PM)Chatwoman Wrote: I mean, it's a good thing, don't get me wrong.
Because I've heard of dudes' dicks damn near getting 'broken' (like accidentally bent super hard during "activity")...
And so if humans had bones or spines in their dicks, there would be a lot of broken dicks out there and I think this would hinder the propagation of the human species.
I am sticking to my OG theory...
The more 'conscious' the lifeform, the wilder (more warped, even) the sex is...
Therefore penis bones/spines became too dangerous for the species.
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Then again, perhaps humans are spliced with aliens...
We've talked about this theory a lot...
https://imgur.com/DW6YX7x
Maybe that's the simple reason why they don't have penis bones.
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(12-31-2021, 05:56 PM)TheRealFung Wrote: I had a spinal tap, was an excruciating procedure.
When?
