Maybe don Juan was calling her "the poop" because she was an evil sorceress.

(06-25-2023, 05:50 AM)user328 Wrote: I think it's also slang for "poop." Why would you use a pretty girl's name as a synonym for poop though?

Now you have really lost the plot spanish for poop is caca not Catherine latin is sterca.

To be honest, I think Don Juan was paranoid from smoking too much peyote and what-not when it came to the whole la Catalina thing.

I mean sure, some devastatingly beautiful Mexican women with jet black hair and eyes have a decidedly witchy look.

But why would a beautiful young woman be tromping around in the desert trying to harm an old hermit?

He could've had her confused with Katherine from Wuthering Heights.

And you say I post to much MO? 

Kathy wasn't an evil sorceress per se, but when you come back from the dead and try to climb in somebody's bedroom window, you're bound to give the wrong impression.

There may be a few weirdos out there who would want to fuck their dead lover, but I'd imagine they're few and far between.

(06-25-2023, 05:57 AM)user328 Wrote: I think Don Juan was paranoid from smoking too much peyote and what-not...

Cannabis made me paranoid as fuck when I first started smoking it.

But that was like 30 years ago. I don't really have any fears or suspicions about anyone nowadays.

(06-25-2023, 06:05 AM)user328 Wrote: Kathy wasn't an evil sorceress per se, but when you come back from the dead and try to climb in somebody's bedroom window, you're bound to give the wrong impression.

You can climb im my window when you come back from the dead anytime girl 

I think Anna is cuter with a normal hairstyle than she is with dreadlocks. I bet she'd make a hot goth chick.

Yeah, I got up way too earlier. The coffee hasn't done anything for my enthusiasm. It's not like anybody's gonna read this shit anyway.

I need to get started on the rape dungeon novel. That Fifty Shades of Gray guy wrote a bunch of filthy, perverted shit and did all right for himself. If that's what the public wants, I'll ram it down their goddamned throats until they vomit.

(06-25-2023, 07:01 AM)user328 Wrote: ... I'll ram it down their goddamned throats until they vomit.

Just because I'm a zen master doesn't mean there wasn't a Hollywood Jew in the woodpile.

#TheMoarYouKnow

I can't decide how many victims the rape dungeoneer in my novel should have.

I was thinking I'd make it 12, like a coven, and have the perp be some kind of new age looney tune, trying to start a sex slave cult or whatever.

But it would have to be a long book to tell (at least) 13 people's stories.

Plus it would be hard for one dude to kidnap that many women and transport them to his secret lair. At least one would thwart the kidnapping and rat him out before he got that far.

Not to mention, a cult leader would seduce his followers with a lot of mystic mumbo-jumbo. He wouldn't have to kidnap them.

(06-25-2023, 08:34 AM)user328 Wrote: But it would have to be a long book to tell (at least) 13 people's stories.

There weren't that many main characters in Steven King's IT, and he managed to drag that fucker out for like a billion pages. lol

This model is pretty. She reminds me of Alice Lockhart or Toni Halliday.

The masseur could've put the mics on his wrists and been golden. Having them on his index fingers creates too much noise.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8Jg_WQzsxw

(06-25-2023, 09:45 AM)user328 Wrote: She reminds me of Alice Lockhart or Toni Halliday.

Or like Demi Moore or a raven-haired Debbie Harry in some of the later scenes.

The channel owner has disabled embedding on other sites.

Now the masseur is brushing her hair with two huge paintbrushes. The bristles look synthetic, not horse hair.

He has abrasions on his hands, as though he's been doing construction work. How the hell do you get that from brushing women's hair?

You girls think guys are weird pervs, but you are the ones fantasizing about these weird perv topics, not us

(06-25-2023, 10:22 AM)Sagebrushdan Wrote: You girls think guys are weird pervs, but you are the ones fantasizing about these weird perv topics, not us

That's why the old school Hollywood moguls referred to risque films as "women's pictures." lol

Women's rape fantasies involve a very attractive man, not their creepy old uncle or whatever. They don't actually want to be raped, they just want to role play.

(06-25-2023, 10:52 AM)user328 Wrote: Women's rape fantasies involve a very attractive man, not their creepy old uncle or whatever. They don't actually want to be raped, they just want to role play.

That said, I think fictional rape stories that come with a disclaimer that it wasn't really rape are stupid. I mean it obviously wasn't even a real event to begin with. If you're gonna write a story about rape, it should be about actual rape. Don't beat around the bush or try to whitewash it.

"it's a story about rape, except it's not really about rape becuuuuuzzz..."



Get the fuck out of here, ya wishy-washy twat.