Let me check and make sure it ain't a full moon...

Oh, nah, it's a damn new moon.

Shows you how often I go outside at night!?

(08-23-2025, 02:59 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: Anybody wanna go to the store and get this shit for me??

This thread made me go and pour a drink. LOL. It's probably the closest I'll ever come to having a drink with you. I mean... never say never, but ... not gonna risk missing out on this opportunity. 

So, I didn't really MAKE a drink, I just poured a shot of some premade shit, which, for the price, is actually quite good. It's called 
"Deep Eddy Ruby Red Grapefruit Vodka", and it's not the syrupy shite-fest you might think it is after taking a gander at the label. It literally tastes like someone poured a little splash of vodka into a glass of freshly squeezed grapefruit juice.

I FUCKING SCORED.



I'ma have to film this shit.

(08-23-2025, 04:23 PM)Luscious Atanari Wrote:

I LOVED this guy.

(08-23-2025, 05:19 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: I FUCKING SCORED.

 

I'ma have to film this shit.

I can't wait to see it. 

(08-23-2025, 02:15 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: What'dy'all think??

Time to take up drinkin'?

I'm thinkin' I wanna start drinkin' some of them thar GIRLY alcoholic beverages...

You know, the wine cooler thingies.

Try Baileys Irish Cream.

You can use it in your coffee.

Welp... 

I did more than pour a drink at this point. Holy shit. Oops. 

Hi...

(08-23-2025, 06:11 PM)Dark Dick Wrote: Try Baileys  

Dark Dick. I just wanted to acknowledge the time. The space. The scope. You're an OG. I've seen you posting shit for over a decade, both here and before here, and I've never once said hello. Just wanted to express an appreciation of your consistency. Your lack of drama. Your restraint. Your fucking profile pic, man. It's eternal. Beautiful. Timeless. A perfect complement to your posts and name, in some mysterious way.

Thanks.

https://www.patreon.com/posts/alco-haul-137200729

(08-23-2025, 06:11 PM)Dark Dick Wrote: Try Baileys Irish Cream.

You can use it in your coffee.

I used to steal that outta the cabinet when I was like 12, lol.

It IS good.

And I thought about just straight up day drinking, like filming videos first thing in the morning and just getting right into it...

But I decided against it and I feel like Bailey's is the same kinda thing. I only have coffee in the morning so it'd have to be in the morning, and that day drinking shit is for WAY harder muhfuckas than me.

I'm gonna try to upload this clipped version of the alco-HAUL to YouTube but I dunno how they feel about this kinda content.

We'll see if it uploads.

I don't even know if YouTube allows drinking videos, lmao. That would throw a monkey wrench into my plans, cuz ya girl got PLANS.

Lol... I'm gonna try to share the vids on YouTube anyways, but I dunno. If anything could get my channel shadow banned harder than it already is, it's prolly drinking.

But what the hell good is it anyway if I can't upload stuff I think is fun??

I'm gonna try it and whatever happens happens.

Jacob Jones smokes AND drinks on vid AND has "fucking" in his USERNAME...

https://www.youtube.com/@jacobfuckingjones

Like come on. Surely to God whatever I'm gonna upload is fine.

If not, then it's definitely a conspiracy against me.

Gotta go to bed here in a little bit. I think it'll upload.

I'ma post it then I'ma be out.

(08-23-2025, 08:41 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: https://www.patreon.com/posts/alco-haul-137200729

Think about this: You drive through Taco Bell. You get a shit burrito, a couple of tacos, a drink and some kind of shitty side order of chemical-tasting rice, and you've just spent $20, and then you go home and you can't sleep because you've just poisoned your system with Taco Bell, so you take a sleeping pill only to be awakened by acid reflux spewing weird orange Taco Bell chemical shit into your lungs, practically killing you. You sit up, coughing and wheezing, so you get out of bed and go into the bathroom and start coughing up pieces of your lung, and then you pace your home, wondering who the fuck you are, and, finally, you get online and start looking at weird porn and all kinds of strange shit, just to keep your mind off dying, and then the sun carries the dawn through your blinds and you turn your fan on high so the white noise drowns out your malaise, and you get back in bed and the covers feel like heaven, only because you feel like a piece of warmed-over shit, and you finally fall asleep, only to be late for work and wanting to kill yourself. 

OR you could spend 8 dollars LESS, and get MO's Patreon, which has dozens of videos and is constantly updated with new and exclusive content for an entire fucking MONTH, and NOT poison yourself with Taco Bell for one fucking stupid night.