(09-19-2025, 10:08 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: You and I should 1000% be pro figure skating commentators with our own channel.

Hell yes! Legendary

I keep feeling like Paulo’s gonna face plant…

There are no ugly figure skaters.

They're all super hot.

This is crazy.

It's not a coincidence.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ISU_Skate_to_Milano

This event has its own Wiki page. That's crazy.

See this is a big deal, WE'RE WATCHING SOME HISTORICAL SHIT LIVE Y'ALL.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dias_Jirenbayev

His outfit looks like that other dude's outfit from the first set of skaters, but I think he's better than that guy was. No shade.

Dias Reeeaaallyy making up for that second landing in a big way…

The song choices have all been really good besides one so far.

The dudes have such better programs than the chicks.

(09-19-2025, 10:16 PM)Luscious Atari Wrote: Dias Reeeaaallyy making up for that second landing in a big way…

DIAS YOU DOIN' TOO MUCH roflmfao.

He’s like fluid India ink on ice. The dance breaks were wonderful

If I was 12 I'd prolly think he was pretty hot.

Next y'all.

Give me the next one.

What's with all the stuffed animals BTW?

I need to Google this and see what the deal is.

“look how tight he is in the air” 

We ARE, Sir.

Awww. He is super cute though.

So apparently they throw stuffed animals at the skaters because they're soft. They used to throw flowers but the petals and stems were too risky to have on the ice.

oh shit. Is he under 18? I’m going full Kevin Spacey up in here.

21.

Whew…

This is giving K-pop on ice.

(09-19-2025, 10:20 PM)Luscious Atari Wrote: oh shit. Is he under 18? I’m going full Kevin Spacey up in here.

See I know, I feel like a perv tripping balls over Yuma Kagiyama even though he's like 22. He looks super young, THEY ALL DO.

Tl;dr figure skating may be the fountain of youth.

Michelle Pfeiffer "White Gold"...

What the fuck?!

I feel like this guy has no idea what the words of this song mean.

Bwahahahahaha.

This was a ballsy song choice.

Oh isn't this that Bruno Mars song? Uptown Funk?

Bruno Mars is pretty sexy. I haven't seen him in years though. Pretty sure people thought that he was Michael Jackson's illegitimate child at one point.

God, all these dudes have such nice hair.