"I'm intellectually horny."

"i don't completely understand blonde humans , there might be something to this aliens among us theory "

this thought scares me as i lay in bed trying to fall asleep , and i have known a great many blondes

but there is not much i can do so i fall asleep hoping i will uncover truths protective layer another day

"Yes. I do have my hands down my pants right now."

“I love wooden spoons.”

"Gimme that nut!"

"IT'S FAHKEEN RAINEEN RIGHT NOW. LIKE WHY. WHY IS IT RAINEEN?"

“He looks like he’d like to strangle a bitch!!!”

“What a waste of a Ho Ho!”

*chuckles*

"You just can't make this shit up."

*sipping ... pauses ... reads package*

"Capri fuckin' Sun dude. It's great."

*continues sipping ... blinks*

It would be pretty cool if i ssw a girl like trix walking down a city street and it wasnt too busy. Then she just dropped her pants snd made peepee for quite a ehile so it formed a yellow river

Dats what i call art

"This doesn't look like a particularly clean ZipLock bag, but you know what... we're gonna use it!"

"I wondered where the hell that smell was coming from!"

"Who the fuck cares? Come at me. Come. The Fuck. At me."

"I didn't walk out of there with donuts for a reason."

Appears as though I am only getting half of the picture here. :) xo

Hugs!!!

ROFL you and me both, sexy.

I promise it made sense at the time.

Kinda like romantic relationships, gnomesayin'?

(11-10-2017, 03:49 AM)Trix Wrote: ROFL you and me both, sexy.

I promise it made sense at the time.

Kinda like romantic relationships, gnomesayin'?

Geez sis as long as you didn't have kids, I just lost me job cos I had to go to court, but its ok I got another one lol

(11-10-2017, 03:32 AM)Tribulation Wrote: Appears as though I am only getting half of the picture here. :) xo

Hugs!!!

Who gives a fuck about your pictures you manky old cunty! I got fired from these cunts because had to go to court for child supports which im getting ripped off! Now I got to work with this other wog cunts ffs! Im fine though im gonna eat some pork chops.