cinnabon bonbites>cinnabon cinnamon rolls

I once tried center of the roll and it tasted more like the edges of a cinnamon roll, I should go to a different location and tried it again maybe it will actually taste like the center of the roll.

**finishing pint of Ben & Jerry's Chocolate Fudge Brownie ice cream**

Me: "Man, that shit was good. What if I had another one?

Angel on right shoulder: "Nooo, you can't do that! What about your health?"

Me: "Yeah, I guess that would be a little piggish, huh?"

Devil on left shoulder: "Do it, fucking do it ya whiny pussy fuck!!"

Me: "Hey, now I was still considering it, no need to be so harsh!"

Devil: "Oh fuck you, just lid that pint and get to sloppin' fuck-boy!"

Me: **sitting bug-eyed**

Angel: **facepalms**

Me: **stands up and walks to freezer**


-Me, an hour later-
"Whyyyyyyyyyyy, why did I do it!!!???" **clutches gut and moans**

True story.

(12-31-2018, 02:56 PM)somethingelseishere Wrote: Me: **stands up and walks to freezer**

Why are girls sooo hot?

I have an urge................to get money with least effort!!!

To rely solely on observation is inaccurate but there are clear differences on days with more people than with less people. Also nights like yesterday are rare and should be enjoyed, I do regret not socializing. There is a square/plaza that should be taken advantage of on nights like those despite weather, maybe that way people would actually stay in town.  Maybe there isnt enough money in town to put a stage there, or there are other problems that I would not be aware of...

Thats a good boy, you eat that muffin.

Cheerleaders of losing football teams should be forced to go and party naked in the winners dressing room...either that or i wanna see some upskirt and better ass close ups on tv. (actual letter i wrote to espn

(01-01-2019, 09:16 PM)Guest Wrote: actual letter i wrote to espn

Knowing ESPN, they'll show you ass shots of tranny cheerleaders.

(01-02-2019, 01:43 AM)Guest Wrote:

Nice one, Guest!!!

It's an interesting video because it starts off with her doing mirror magic.

Green or Black!

"DAAAAYYYUMMMM. That was... more than I would have expected."

wohoo! I got extra mcnuggets!!!
one problem they taste too oily wtf!!!
it tasted like oil...

bank tellers should not have the ability to see the amount of money on other people's accounts, a new system must be designed where only the customer would be able to see their balance and the teller with consent of the customer and only if necessary

also judge and jury is antiquated, a new system must be designed to deal with those type of issues, A.I. maybe???
i think having judges is weird...

I think bank tellers are very helpful understanding people

"bowling"

dafuq is this code for? strike!