As hard as it is to keep a good woman, I may as well scoop up a couple dozen in case one of them flees the dungeon... err... I mean runs off with a younger, handsomer man, right?

Leonardo approves.

"I saw the surprise and the fear in his eyes when I took his glass of champagne..."

Captcha: MSDAW

I didn't know Microsoft made a digital audio workstation.

Tough fukn luck i guess
you can salk and sit behind computer not find a catch
or you can just go find someone else who just as sad as you and talk n stuff

(03-08-2019, 01:35 PM)Guest Wrote: Tough fukn luck i guess
you can salk and sit behind computer not find a catch
or you can just go find someone else who just as sad as you and talk n stuff

Oh look, some dullard didn't get the joke.

I'm guessing it's Orangutan Boi.

Its one thing I will never ever accept or do, Adultery. I think its caused more problems in the world than Murder or Wars. It transcends generations and causes massive hurt forever.
Sure people are horny and want to fuck, its a natural human instinct. But how hard is it to break up or seperate from someone first? Its not hard at all.
Its the supreme version of selfishness. The first sign a person may be like that, im long gone.

Ahem.

http://www.sectual.com/thread-11855.html

Yeah all good in theory fungal...but what if our little nymph trix wanted a 3some i bet that would give you pause for thought. Thats why savannah sampson divorced her husband cuz he refused to have the double dick fantasy she craved.

Two dudes slobbing on one chick is the most natural thing in the world.

(03-08-2019, 04:12 PM)Guest Wrote: Yeah all good in theory fungal...but what if our little nymph trix wanted a 3some i bet that would give you pause for thought. Thats why savannah sampson divorced her husband cuz he refused to have the double dick fantasy she craved.

Ive done that it would be no and bye

(03-08-2019, 04:20 PM)Fungalicious Wrote: Ive done that it would be no and bye

If her husband's dick wasn't good enough for her, it was only a matter of time before she left him anyway.

(03-08-2019, 04:14 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: Two dudes slobbing on one chick is the most natural thing in the world.

What are you having for dinner lady?

I dunno, what're you cooking me?

(03-08-2019, 04:56 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: I dunno, what're you cooking me?

Turkey burgers with chicken wings and mash potato  
Or we could go the cream cheese with smoked salmon with salad :)
Or I could just feed you gruel lmao then I get dieded though

Gruel ROFL.

(03-08-2019, 05:10 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: Gruel ROFL.

I only feed you Gruel when I need to be bitch slapped for horniness