Longest it's ever taken you to pinch a turd off?

[user328]

I agree with that. Even though I don't like you ya scum fucking pig bitch.
WTF is billeh who? I don't care about that.

Totally missed this queef.

[Mister Obvious]

It was one of many retardedly abusive posts I had to either approve or deny from Fungbro this morning...

[user328]

At least you haven't let any death threats slide lately.

[Mister Obvious]

Lmao, it's hard to read thru all his shit. Sometimes it happens!!!

[Mister Obvious]

I guess the rule with Fungbro should be when in doubt, delete.

[user328]

it's hard to read thru all his shit.

Yeah, that's why I don't bother 90% of the time.

[Master Oblivious]

At least you haven't let any death threats slide lately.

I know, right? Dude must have caught mo-itus and didn't like it's FX. 

I hear he's quite...literally....disturbed. 

No way that kind of instability can get registered (except in a local DB for offenders maybe?) lol...

My mind changes on the daily about MO but not in this kinda bad way. ....Poor boy

Probably not a good idea if you're not "equipped" to engage Moishterrestrials.

[ELFUNGRESPONSIBLE]

I guess the rule with Fungbro should be when in doubt, delete.

Its ok I don't hold you responsible hombre :)
But did you see what God did to us man?

[Master Oblivious]

It was one of many retardedly abusive posts I had to either approve or deny from Fungbro this morning...

What if he told you he wanted to rip your legs off and fuck you like he hated you? LMAO!

[Mister Obvious]

TBH we might've had a better relationship all this time...

[user328]

I guess the rule with Fungbro should be when in doubt, delete.

Alternately put the masking tape over his mouth and yank it painfully away. You know... for the lulz.

[Mister Obvious]

Lmfao, Dev, you're so baaad!!!

[user328]

Lmfao, Dev, you're so baaad!!!

I know. Wanna cam later?

[Mister Obvious]

Oh Lord.

I meeean.

Listen...

[Master Oblivious]

Oh Lord.

I meeean.

Listen...

hmmm... you taste good but my blood from your claws taste better. You just can't? 


Dude, glad I didn't ask that. I don't take rejection well! LOL

I can't cam either, so... I'm not even going to ask. I bet you're completely entrancing though. 
You can tell by your...."poop" threads.


Woops. Reading comprehensions isn't something I'm "about." Feel me? CAM ON!

[Guest]

I can't remember if I dreamed this after reading your hideous post or before it or during it butt anyway :

I was standing in a public area maybe a lobby of a building or theatre and decided it was time to break out the preparation h , I undid my pants and squeezed out a bit of prep h on my finger and started applying it then I looked up and some other dud perhaps fungus idk was doing the exact same thing and we made serious eye contact but were in NO WAY embarrassed just two dogs eyeing each other up at the dog park

[Mister Obvious]

I was standing in a public area maybe a lobby of a building or theatre and decided it was time to break out the preparation h

If anyone says they haven't been there...

That person is a fucking liar.

#relatable

[Mister Obvious]

then I looked up and some other dud perhaps fungus idk was doing the exact same thing and we made serious eye contact

When eyes meet...

You know what they say.

I think this was a dream of your incoming soulmate, Guesticle.

[Master Oblivious]

I've had to take a shit for like 9,10,11 days now and it's still struggling to stay inside. It really needs to recognize; it's bathtime! 


Fucking turd...

[Master Oblivious]

I can't remember if I dreamed this after reading your hideous post or before it    or during it  butt anyway :

I was standing in a public  area      maybe a lobby of  a    building or theatre  and  decided it was time to  break out the preparation h  ,  I  undid  my pants  and squeezed out a    bit  of      prep h on my finger and  started applying it  then I looked up and some other dud perhaps fungus idk was doing the exact same thing and we made serious eye contact but were in NO WAY embarrassed  just two  dogs eyeing each other up at the dog park

Dude not to interrupt but don't you LOVE the feeling of the applicator? You literally don't even have to touch the fudge portal anymore for instant relief. 

Might as well just call it "H" because there's almost no preparation. 

Anyway, really kinda interested about this scenario about you and old dude. Sounds like a good story.