Paris Hilton: My Celeb Soulmate

[somethingelseishere]

It's cool if she's naturally that thin but chicks that force themselves to be rails
need to stop and just LIVE. Food is not evil and single-digit body fat %'s aren't the norm.

[Mister Obvious]

I think for the most part she probably is naturally thin...

I think she's probably pretty active.

Probably doesn't eat all that much.

Hopefully she doesn't have any weird eating disorders, you know, like laxative abuse or self-induced hurling.

That kinda stuff really turns me off.

Who knows...

She was caught with cocaine a long time ago.

She has to get her energy from somewhere, to be as jet setting and busy as she always is or at least was before shit got weird in the world.

I like to think she doesn't do anything nasty or illicit, but you never know.

[somethingelseishere]

Could just be a coffee-hound. I hear enough of that stuff keeps a motor running.

Awwwww shit.... "Motoraaaaannnnnn, what's your something, something..." lol

[Mister Obvious]

God I fucking love you Paris.

Queen of my fucking soul, I swear.

[Mister Obvious]

6:34 Jesus Christ, she is absolutely fucking everything.

[user328]

I think for the most part she probably is naturally thin...

I think she's probably pretty active.

Probably doesn't eat all that much.

Hopefully she doesn't have any weird eating disorders, you know, like laxative abuse or self-induced hurling.

That kinda stuff really turns me off.

Who knows...

She was caught with cocaine a long time ago.

She has to get her energy from somewhere, to be as jet setting and busy as she always is or at least was before shit got weird in the world.

I like to think she doesn't do anything nasty or illicit, but you never know.

Some people just don't get hungry until late in the day. Or they get so absorbed in whatever they're doing that they don't think about it. I'm one of them.

Sometimes I don't think about eating until 4PM or later.

Other days, I may feel a little hungry, but not enough to want to eat a full meal. Then I'll just drink caffeinated beverages to keep me going for a few hours until I'm ready to eat.

[Mister Obvious]

Paris is just so retardedly hot.

[Mister Obvious]

4:13 roflmaolololol.

[Guest]

I think I preferred her in military boarding school , no more silliness and firm discipline
you wanna fix this nation lets start with this bimbo

[Mister Obvious]

[Mister Obvious]

19:45 if Paris is scared of death and what happens afterward, allow me to put her mind at ease. After you die, there is nothing but reabsorption into "the light" (or the one sole consciousness), which is a state of awareness of the whole of existence, all at once. Directly afterward, you are born into your next life (whatever it may be), and this is an endless process. Source consciousness is divided into many lifeforms (consciousness vessels) in order to give parameters and form to existence so that it can be experienced with meaning.

[somethingelseishere]

Paris's response... "That's hot."

leurlz

[Mister Obvious]

lololololol

[Mister Obvious]

I decided to go to https://www.parishilton.com because I was curious WTF her site has on it...

LMAO, it's like 5 blog/ad posts of her posing with products. She's absolutely fucking brilliant.

Paris lives for photoshoots... I love that, I can really relate. I love taking pictures and video of myself.

[Mister Obvious]

In the above video it was mentioned that Paris had her eggs frozen. That's cool and all, but it really isn't a guarantee any of them will ever fertilize. They probably would, but. Man I dunno.

If I was Paris? I'd be attempting to get knocked up NOW... NATURALLY.

She's so rich, she could literally pick out a dude and pay him to knock her up. For real. ANY dude. She could select him based on a lot of factors. Like attractiveness, intelligence, etc.

If I was in her position, that's EXACTLY what the fuck I'd be doing.

I would literally contract a man of my choice to knock me up.

There's nothing a few good contracts can't take care of... with that in mind, and the fact that she's rich and will never need his money, he wouldn't even have to worry about her coming after him for child support.

Look, when it comes to getting the progeny you want, it ain't about love... especially when you're that rich. It's about reproducing with the perfect specimen. You ain't gotta love 'em... hell you ain't even gotta like them.

If they have the traits you want, like being physically attractive, intelligent, certain genetic factors... that is all that matters.

From what I've seen, Paris has a truly horrible taste in men and her current dude is no exception. I HATE to say that... I do. It seems like she really likes him and thinks he's the one. But it seems like a fail to me and she doesn't have time for any more fails. It's fine to keep him around... whatever. But she needs a man who will agree to stick with her, WHILE she gets progeny from a more... desirable male.

Again, this could literally be contracted. On every front.

Her current BF is Carter Reum... Feb. 5, 1981.

https://www.biorhythmonline.com/comp.php

If you look up their biocompat, it is absolute trash, with the physical compat being literally the worst aspect of it. That is BAD. Not to mention the emotional compat being in the shit tank too.

If you are not PHYSICALLY COMPATIBLE WITH SOMEONE, good luck conceiving. Seriously.

If he couldn't knock me up in 6 months?? I'd be finding someone else. I'd be finding someone else WHILE I was waiting to see if he was gonna be able to knock me up. Period.

This isn't a fuckin' game... it's serious. If she wants to have kids, she needs to do it NOWWWWW, and do it the old fashioned way FIRST. NOWWWWWW.

I would be finding a sperm donor. End of story. Carter doesn't like it? There's the door. Bye.

[Mister Obvious]

When you are with Paris fucking Hilton...

It's okay to let yourself be a cuck.

If at the end of the day she successfully conceives with another man, you need to suck it up and be glad YOU'RE the one she wants to MARRY and ACTUALLY BE WITH.

Because she's PARIS FUCKING HILTON.

She's HOT as FUCK, especially for her age, sweet Jesus...

She's hot as fuck for any age. There's never been an ounce of fat over the line on that body. She's tight and fucking smooth. She is a fucking BABE.

She's Paris. Fucking. Hilton.

She's worth HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF DOLLARS.

She lives in at least one fucking MANSION and has luxury sports cars out the ass.

Would I let Paris Hilton cuck me? You better fucking bet I would... in a damn HEARTBEAT.

ESPECIALLY if she was just trying to get some babies from whatever source (who gives a fuck) and she wanted to be WITH ME at the end of the day, she wanted to marry ME, and have me be her ONE and ONLY.

I wouldn't care who she got the stupid babies from... he's a sperm donor. Meanwhile, I'm THE MAN and I get to be with PARIS FUCKING HILTON.

Gnomesayin'?

She isn't truly taking advantage of her excellent position in life and what it can do for her... maybe she just doesn't see it. But she better, before it's too late.

[Mister Obvious]

If I was Paris?

Hah.

I'd be putting up a contact form on parishilton.com/apply, I'd be having dudes submit their info and social media, and I'd be having a few managers sift through the submissions to validate that they're really who they say they are...

I'd be having them select only the hottest ones that they've verified to be legitimate, then I'd be having them sort those legitimate hotties by the ones who seem the smartest...

And I'd be going through a big long list of "Paris, I wanna be your babydaddy" applicants and choosing who the fuck I wanted...

5 years ago.

[Mister Obvious]

Well what do ya know... just as I make those posts, a new video comes out on the Paris Hilton channel: "Paris Hilton's first time being interviewed by boyfriend Carter Reum"

I was just thinking I needed to do a commentary on a video of them together and read hard into what I see between them. I guess this is my opportunity to do one of the things I'm best at.



Do I particularly WANT to watch this video? No. Will I be fair and honest? Of course.

I scrolled through the comments before pushing play and they mostly seem supportive of him. You know how people are though... they're not gonna say "THIS GUY SUCKS!!! BOOOOO!!! FIND SOMETHING BETTER, PARIS!!!" As we've discussed, these mindless "supporters" would cheer their idol right off a cliff.

LOL I love how the first minute of the video is almost this "Donald Trump-esque" collage of all Paris's accomplishments and why she's so great.

1:05 he seems sorta... meh I dunno, gay. Which is fine, it's whatever. She can be somebody's beard if she wants to but... again, slim to none chances of this guy being able to knock her up.

LOLOL I like how she has him just reiterating how accomplished and powerful she is, ROFL. I mean so far, I can't hate. If he's down with this then maybe he's down to give her everything else she needs from him too... like cooperation.

1:15 is he not wearing socks? That's kinda gross but okay.

1:27 he seems to be really into how great and popular she is... but he's coming at it from what I can clearly see is a very business oriented standpoint.

On a physical level, aside from seeming kinda gay, he's not super ugly or anything, and he seems pretty smart. Maybe he'd be an acceptable sperm donor. 6 months.

1:42 the way Paris is sitting is very interesting. Her toes are pointed together. She has one knee facing him, but her legs open in a direction just past him. She has her hands clasped and buried in her crotch. This is a very closed off and protected stance.

Meanwhile his body language toward her is completely open and it is welcoming also.

What I see? Paris is so guarded and distrusting. She wants to be open, but she can't. She doesn't know how. I feel really bad for her. I hate all the things that lead up to her having to take this stance and feel this way.

But now I will say this...

If Paris could just get in the midst of the right man, all of that would fall away and she'd lose herself in attraction. It doesn't matter whether she can't intellectually decide to trust and open up... with the right guy, her body would do it for her. That's who she needs to reproduce with. It would probably feel risky and dangerous and sort of unwise... but whatever dude makes her tingly and wet is who she needs to attempt to reproduce with. Not somebody she WANTS to trust/love/let in... somebody her BODY wants.

She does not want this guy on a sexual level. Seriously. She wants to love him, to have stability, to see a future and a family. Those are feelings/desires distinctly separated from sex and reproduction.

2:00 I think he looks at her with genuine love and respect. He is probably attracted to her.

I'm probably gonna have to go deeper into their astrology/synastry in a minute.

2:07 she starts adjusting her body language... she starts off with an extremely subconscious positioning which is extended past him, totally barricaded and angled safely away from him. At 2:17 she begins to recognize this when he starts speaking, which triggers her into feelings of engagement, because she immediately begins to readjust into a more conscious/attentive position...

There's a little bit of warming up here. She extends the leg closest to him out as a stabilizer and protector, then she points her other knee toward him (against the protective leg/barrier) and that foot/those toes toward him from behind her barrier. Her arms are extended, hands clasped, down her protective leg. This says that she feels comfortable to let him in on a public level, but she is still standoffish and closed to him on a private (sexual) level. She is flirting and teasing her sexuality, but it is firmly guarded behind her protective barrier.

Her upper body/shoulders are angled away from him at exactly the angle she's been keeping her legs open toward, just ever so away from him.

Paused at 2:17, you can see that he has subconsciously adjusted the angle/direction of his own (left or outermost) shoulder to reach into her projected angle, and thus be included in her projected field.

2:20 I guess he's sort of cute. He seems fairly humble and has a boyish quality when he discusses his business ventures. I can see him around the age of 12 or so. There are certain aspects of his spirit that are childlike, which suggests some level of retained purity.

He seems intelligent, quick, professional. He seems genuinely interested. He's good at this. Does that equate to sexiness and a lust for his sperm? Not really.

I saw a lot of comments from people mentioning the quality of their eye contact... I will say that generally, it does seem good. It's steady, and from his end, there is definitely a loving quality to it. He projects this naturally while still maintaining a professional air, which is neat. He does take breaks at key times though... the reason is because there's a certain intensity to Paris.

Paris looks everyone directly in the eyes when she talks to them, and she's been doing it day in and day out for 20 years at least. Therefore, she has an extreme tolerance. When she speaks to him, though, there's an extra layer of "You're mine" that comes with it, which is admittedly intense. She looks at him the same way she looks at everyone else, but there's this oddly detached, impersonal implication of ownership. It comes from the same place as her body language comes from... it comes from behind a wall. So rather than feeling any emotion associated with the concept, it's a cold hard fact. It's not warmth. I don't fault her for this, as it's almost completely subconscious on her part. I am just telling it how I see it.

2:58 her body language changes back into the same position as earlier described, but this time it is less flirtatious and intimate. Her hands are clasped between her legs again, and her toes on the "unguarded" leg/foot are pointed toward him, but extended further out, meeting the edge of his own body language position/projection. In other words, any further and she would be completely past him. In fact, the toes are less pointed at him, and more pointed just past the boundary of his field. This is far less open than the earlier position, indicating that for some reason (we can only assume it was her perception of the quality of the exchange they just had), she is not feeling as attracted to him at this time.

3:05 right here you can see with her facial expression that she encounters a thought which mildly amuses her. At first her subtle facial movements would indicate she's thinking about him, but as they wear on over the microseconds, it seems that she is thinking about herself in some regard, rather than him. What seemed at first as a contemplation of him, turned into a contemplation of herself.

3:30 she looks at him much the same way as she looks at everyone else. When he mentions her new single "I Blame You" (a love song that is actually cute and positive despite the clickbaity title, and we are to assume it's about Carter) her foot which is pointed toward him makes an involuntary movement in an upward direction. This indicates that indeed the song was about him, but the sort of "knee jerk" reaction is odd... there are some type of conflicting feelings at play, but the reasons are so deep in her subconscious, it's pointless to speculate.

3:47 she looks exactly like Nicky right here.

3:53 I like Paris because she's always off the cuff.

4:12 - 4:28 lots of data accessing going on with Carter right here... eventually tying facts that he's aware of to positive emotional feelings, and it's actually very sweet. You can see he's proud of Paris. He also let off stress through this series of movements. He probably doesn't get put on the spot to do stuff like this every day (at least not in romantically linked situations), so that is understandable.

4:30 this resemblance to Nicky in this setting is about more than just looking alike because you're related. I feel that Paris looks up to Nicky (as she's said in some interviews), and that she admires her romantic and family life, and is therefore projecting what Nicky looks and acts like in those settings because Nicky is her gauge for success in that area of life.

In short, though, this means Paris is disconnected from her own feelings and the way that she would actually be if presented with the same situations she's seen Nicky in. Paris has no experience/identity in this arena, and I am not sensing any concrete feelings which would lead to forming one.

4:40 I can see that he really does like Paris. He's not a bad dude. Just... right for Paris? I dunno about that.

6:00 Paris resumes the knees straight, open angled past him, hands clasped between legs stance again.

6:20 so he's talking about his own business, and there's nothing off-putting about his manner. As a fellow Aquarius, he should really be able to be down with Paris's sort of detached way. It should make sense to him on some level. But he is clearly a more connected individual than she is.

I should also point out that they're both Roosters on the Chinese zodiac, and Roosters should never be in romantic relationships together. They're actually one of the animals of the Chinese zodiac with which it's easiest to see the conflict they could have with each other when you imagine how two roosters would potentially react to each other under certain circumstances in a real life setting.

6:25 you can see with her jiggly upper body language here that she really likes what she just heard about him. But is it really about him, or the product? I think it's about him, BECAUSE of the product. She pulls herself back together quickly after this having been the most affectionate movement we've seen her make so far.

6:35 she adjusts her legs/feet... she puts her foot closest to him at an angle very intimately tipped toward him, but then corrects to what is still an open, intimate position, just less so.

6:50 God she's so hot, I wish I was that couch under her sweet warm ass right now.

6:57 she moves her "gas pedal" foot into an upward holding position when forming/delivering her answers to this question. No idea what that means.

7:26 TBH, Paris is too intelligent for this love bullshit. She should just keep doing what she's been doing in life.

7:58 she's back to the "pointed 'toward' him but angled just past him" stance again. When he calls her voice "iconic" and says he's "biased" (which is cute), she smiles, but it's the same kinda smile and feeling she would give to anybody who said that, even if it was an interviewer she met 5 minutes ago.

There's just not a lot of hardcore feeling or intense warmth here... and as a Venus in Aquarius, I can understand that completely. I have a few strong Aquarius placements, and I understand the detachment. It's not that you don't have any feelings or feel anything... but it definitely comes from a different place than it does for most people.

9:05 she mentions "live shopping" (no idea what that is, I'll have to look it up later) and this is the most genuinely happy/excited/open she's been the entire time... I can totally understand why. I dunno what the fuck it is, but it sounds great and if she says it's gonna be the hottest next new thing, then I most certainly believe her.

9:40 you can tell they both hate the CV bullshit and think it's a crock of shit, but as two extremely business minded people, they're gonna take advantage of the situation to steer things in the direction they want/will profit from, and that's the smart thing to do. If the 'new world' is gonna suck a dogturd, you might as well prosper off some aspect of it.

10:20 the fact is, she opens up only when it's about business, which is directly linked to fun and good feelings for her. If Carter can get a good nut off to thinking about business and how great their accomplishments and future endeavors are, then perhaps he will be able to knock her up.

I have other things to do now and sped through the video timeline... her body language always stays in one of the aforementioned positions til the end, so I declare this commentary/analysis good enough and will now move on.

TL;DR, Paris shouldn't feel bad that she can't perform like a normal human... she's not meant to. Accept it, embrace it, and be happy anyway. That's what I do.

[user328]

As we've discussed, these mindless "supporters" would cheer their idol right off a cliff.

We'll call it "Eugenia Cooney Syndrome."

[user328]

6:53 I thought it was kinda dismissive the way he said "cool" and abruptly changed the subject.