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(07-13-2022, 04:56 PM)Dark Dick Wrote: Elon also has a small house fetish like you, Fannie.
Here's another Elon Youtube.
This one seems to have better thumbnails.
https://www.youtube.com/c/ElonMuskRewindSpaceX/videos
I'd love to do the dirty sex with Elon in a tinyhome.
We can roleplay as pleeb nobodies with deathy sex fantasies and ever waning self control...
I can have a tiny closet full of Steve Jobs turtlenecks to cover the bruises when I shop at the local convenience store and stock up on overpriced milk from local farms!
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You can't spell "house" without "ho" and "use".
Hands Up! Panties Down!
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Elon and I will conceive in a wooden Tex-Mex border shack that reeks of destitution!
Fertilize my dusty eggs, space slut, before it's too late to mate!
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I always wanted to have sex with aliens and birth alien babies...
Elon = CLOSE ENOUGH?!?!?!?!/!
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Elon "Good Enough" Musk
Elon "It'll Do" Musk
Elon "Eh, I'll Take It" Musk
Elon "Oh well, I guess" Musk
Elon "Fine, Just Do It" Musk
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Pft...
Elon "Only Option" Musk.
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Ain't hatin', just sayin'.
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You smell that?
It's the Musky zest of success.
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WE WANT THEM SPACE BABIES
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Elon "Shave 'Em Dry" Musk
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Just kidding, only boring people do oral... it's too vanilla.
I'm trying to see my life flash before my eyes, not die of boredom.
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I mean, if you look at *ANY* mainstream news source's articles about Elon...
It's ALL basically hating on him, making fun of him, painting him as the bad guy, etc.
Usually that's a sign that the person in question isn't very well controlled by, or is straight up in opposition to TPTB.
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Wow...
https://www.the-sun.com/news/5763920/elo...epdaughter
Elon's dad is a sick twisted disgusting weirdo.
It's a miracle Elon turned out as well as he did.
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What an embarrassment.
I'd be seriously pissed off hearing him tout that "We're here to reproduce!" shit when Elon is on a global babymakin' kick, doing things RIGHT and NOT being a disgusting abusive weirdo perv about it.
At least Elon tries to maintain some level of respectibility.
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That's just disturbing and sad.
Elon's dad is a sick puppy who took it way too far.
Gross.
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Like think about it...
That girl's story is the classic "step dad was an abusive pervert" story you always hear, except she was never able to escape in adulthood, and she had her abuser's child.
So sad, for real. Just awful.
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