Alright, it's time to talk about Aaliyah Dana Haughton...

[Mister Obvious]

She always gave the credit to other people... class act.

[Mister Obvious]

0:53 lmao her 7ft tall bodyguard scared the shit out of her.

[Guest]

Oh gish
I been a bad bad little girl
An only you know hiw to punish me
Properly
*whimper sniffle*
SMACK
you little sexy dark haired bitch
Know you place
*rips off dress*

[Mister Obvious]

*whimper sniffle*

[Mister Obvious]

https://news.yahoo.com/aaliyah-fans-want...48288.html

I'm personally glad there aren't any female artists on the album...

Who would they have featured? Beyonce? Well that'd be the ultimate kick in the nuts since Beyonce probably hated Aaliyah because Jay-Z was in love with her while she was alive.

The album probably shouldn't have been done in the first place but...

At least they didn't make the mistake of bringing female artists into it.

Aaliyah should be the only female on her own damn album, she's the alpha.

No one wants female artists on the album with her...

It's just more feminazi propaganda.

[Mister Obvious]

Aaliyah should be the only female on her own damn album, she's the alpha.

Females can't really be "alpha"... I've talked about this before, but you know what I'm saying.

[Dark Dick]

https://coitus-n-carnage.tumblr.com/post...llers-1967

Sharon Tate was also in a vampire movie.

[Mister Obvious]

Maybe it was Beyonce.

"Beyonce's Ex Bodyguard Exposes Beyonce Of Killing Celebs"

[Mister Obvious]

Whoever carried out the ordered hit on Aaliyah...

I guarantee they didn't want to do it and that's why they drugged her first.

[Mister Obvious]

They probably drugged her against wishes/orders.

[Mister Obvious]

It makes a lot of sense that Beyonce would have been jealous of Keri Hilson...



Her music is better than Beyonce's, her voice is better, she's more beautiful, she's svelte and sleek...

A lot like Aaliyah, honestly.

2:14 very similar...

Wicked hot, far more talented than Beyonce, and if you ask me, she's lucky they let her live.

I guess she was nipped in the bud career wise and they never had to resort to anything more severe.

[Mister Obvious]

I can just feel Beyonce's blood boiling the second she lays eyes on a chick like that.

[Mister Obvious]

Time to read Beyonce's birth chart and see how many aspects denote her as 'violent' or evil in some kinda way...

[Mister Obvious]

Not saying I expect to find those aspects, I am not going in biased.

I just wouldn't be surprised, that's all.

I'll go read it and make note of whatever I find, good or bad.

[Mister Obvious]

https://www.astrotheme.com/astrology/Bey...A9_Knowles

So far I see a few aspects that warn against water, seems like a dangerous element for her.

Dude, the first like 6 aspects I've clicked on all talk about accidents and falls from grace either career wise or in the personal life. That's pretty whack.

One aspect talks about her being jealous especially in love. The same aspect mentions accidents again.

Yet another aspect speaking of accidents, also mentions violence, dishonesty, and con type behavior.

Several aspects mention her success in an arts related career, that she wields power, and that her name goes down in history.

More mentions of violence and ruin.

Mentions of a career owing to sex appeal/physical attractiveness.

Mentions of plotting and gossiping. This is mentioned in two placements, most notably her Venus placement, so this deals with these traits in a romantic sense.

Her Saturn positioning mentions trouble with the law and the potential need to seek psychiatric help.

Her sun positioning mentions "trickery and falsity, whether one is the perpetrator or the victim."

Well...

That chart truly sucked.

I have never seen a chart that mentions "accidents" and downfalls so much. I mean it was in every other aspect, if not more.

That's a chart you wouldn't want, even if it meant you'd be rich/famous.

Whenever all these things (violence, accidents, falls from grace) are mentioned in someone's birth chart, it can either be talking about them, or their effect on other people.

So...

Yeah, way worse than I was expecting.

If I'm being honest, I actually expected there to be a lot more good aspects and maybe like one or two mentions of violence etc.

There were a few good aspects in there, but there were far more negative ones.

From reading Beyonce's chart, it looks like she's probably a jealous, plotting person, and not only willing to cause issues in other peoples' lives, but could eventually experience serious issues in her own life if her actions and behaviors are not for the highest good and done with the best intentions.

[Mister Obvious]

Definitely one of the worst charts I've ever read.

[Guest]

This is the thread that really has me believing that mo is a lipstick lesbian . That being said I wouldn’t mind playing the role of her submissive husband , watching her have lusty affairs and basically serving her every desire as it would please me greatly especially if she was to punish me for things like eating her ice cream by mistake or not having her dinner cooked on time

[Mister Obvious]

if she was to punish me for things like eating her ice cream by mistake

I *just* got done eating ice cream...

[Mister Obvious]

hOW ARE YOU WATHCING ME!??!$?@?@?#@!#?!/311?11/

YOU HATVE TO TELL ME GUEST!!!!!q

[Guest]

Dude I wish I had such powers . I think we are just in synch a lot