Actual Thoughts I've Had, Verbatim...

[user428]

I just drive up onto some pavers that I have. I need some jack stands. Not just a floor jack, or screw type jack.

[user428]

I'll probably get those plastic ramps. That's what my dad suggested. That's actually way better.

[user428]

That's true Dev. I can do it in like 15 minutes though.

[user328]

Debian 12 is getting high praise. I may try Debian on this box again if my Ubuntu install ever goes tits up.

[user328]

I used to get nails and screws in my tires every time I turned around, so I got to where I could have the tire off, plug the hole, and be driving again in 15 minutes.

[user428]

Dev's a badass chick

[user328]

Well, my dad had a floor jack and air compressor in his shed, so I'd just pull up to it like doing a pit stop.

[user328]

Now this is a badass chick.

Van life? Pshaw. She built a camper trailer in three weeks.

[Mister Obvious]

Nikki < Xyla.

[Mister Obvious]

Not digging the naval piercing, but other than that Xyla has a great body.

[user328]

You got any bucket hats, MO?

[Mister Obvious]

I used to have some nice bucket hats but I no longer own one. I prefer a far wider brim.

[user328]

Xyla is surrounded by hot guys. You should be her wing chick.

[Mister Obvious]

Xyla is surrounded by hot guys. You should be her wing chick.

I don't wanna share...

My sexy evil looking men can do what they want on their own time, but when they're with me, it shall be about only me.

[Mister Obvious]

I still need to make my millions so that I can pay my creepy devilish male entourage for their company when I'm older.

If anybody has any ideas, or spare millions laying around anywhere, do send them. Support the cause.

[Mister Obvious]

#Worthy

[Mister Obvious]

Bear in mind there shall be no sex involved. They are paid strictly to be physically near me whilst looking dangerous and brooding. I will pay extra for the ones who are willing to throttle my various non-sexual bodyparts as we take in camp, tacky '70s movies and eat from platters of freshly cut seasonal fruits and vegetables sans any type of dip.

[user428]

Now, that sounds like a good time.

[Mister Obvious]

I shall resemble a female version of Karl Lagerfeld...

https://i.imgur.com/nTaETi7.jpg

Take your photos, but do go easy with the flash.

[user428]

That's cool to have a shed with a shop in it. If you don't have room in your garage.