EPIPHANIES N SHEEEEEEIT

[Mister Obvious]

Oh, Bob. Such an otherworldly way with words, those blessed early days when he had less control over his horny desires.

They'd come out ever so rarely in his lyrics. We cherish them...

[Dark Dick]

"Snakes & Ladders" could be "Sneks & Steps".

[Dark Dick]

Made In China. > Military Industrial Complex.

[Dark Dick]

I remember when people were saying the cast of "Beverly Hills 90210" were too old to play college kids.

Now, college kids actually look middle aged, and the cast look way better at the time.

[Dark Dick]

"Junk Food" is what Chinese sailors ate on their junks.

Also, "Thank you for your cervix."

[Dark Dick]

When people undergo surgeries, the doctors rely on the body's natural ability to heal itself to recover from the operation.

How ironic.

With the upcoming cybernetic implants, like neuralink, they rely on the body to do the other half of the job, integrating the implants.

[Dark Dick]

Pizzas and Cheesy Breadsticks are like delicious hobos living in cardboard boxes.

No wonder you like them soo much, Fannie.

[Dark Dick]

LOL. "Pizzazz" is pizza with an azz.

[Dark Dick]

"Casanova" means "new house".

[GXT]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giacomo_Casanova

"a lawyer, clergyman, military officer, violinist, con man, pimp, gourmand, dancer, diplomat, spy, politician, medic, medic, mathematician,
social philosopher, cabalist, playwright, and writer."
Quite a busy life... He even "dug up a freshly buried corpse to play a practical joke on an enemy and exact revenge" but unfortunately the victim "went into paralysis, never to recover."
Not the most hilarious joke, but possibly good revenge?
Pretty good Wikipedia entry... lol imagine if this dude had Instagram and TikTok

[GXT]

"Casanova" means "new house".

When the unguent of a witch was ineffective at stopping his nosebleeds as a child, he had to go live in a new house :(

[GXT]

imagine if this dude had Instagram and TikTok

Prolly would've gotten banned... but 1700s rules seemed different, so not sure.

[Mister Obvious]

Pizzas and Cheesy Breadsticks are like delicious hobos living in cardboard boxes.

No wonder you like them soo much, Fannie.

Dickie, that is DEEP deep. DEEEEEEP.

Living.

[Mister Obvious]

Pretty good Wikipedia entry... lol imagine if this dude had Instagram and TikTok

His name was Zane Greene...



(Kidding. Kinda.)

[Dark Dick]

When you're balls deep, your balls get kissed by both assholes.

[Mister Obvious]

I MEEEEHEHEHEHEHEEEEAAAAANNNNN.

[Dark Dick]

https://reginaldjuice.tumblr.com/post/73...9267816448

LOL. "The Poonies."

[Dark Dick]

"Safe Sex", is sex inside a big safe, a big treasure chest, or a bank vault.

[Dark Dick]

I paused a YouTube video yesterday, and when I came back to watch it, it paused at 11111 seconds.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0xg9qxoz-M&t=11111s

[Dark Dick]

I just watched another YouTube Video I paused yesterday. It was paused at 11111 seconds.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbkHR1Wd91A&t=11111s