All Time Favorite Figure Skaters

[Luscious Atari]

You and I should 1000% be pro figure skating commentators with our own channel.

Hell yes! Legendary

I keep feeling like Paulo’s gonna face plant…

[Mister Obvious]

There are no ugly figure skaters.

They're all super hot.

This is crazy.

It's not a coincidence.

[Mister Obvious]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ISU_Skate_to_Milano

This event has its own Wiki page. That's crazy.

See this is a big deal, WE'RE WATCHING SOME HISTORICAL SHIT LIVE Y'ALL.

[Mister Obvious]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dias_Jirenbayev

His outfit looks like that other dude's outfit from the first set of skaters, but I think he's better than that guy was. No shade.

[Luscious Atari]

Dias Reeeaaallyy making up for that second landing in a big way…

[Mister Obvious]

The song choices have all been really good besides one so far.

The dudes have such better programs than the chicks.

[Mister Obvious]

Dias Reeeaaallyy making up for that second landing in a big way…

DIAS YOU DOIN' TOO MUCH roflmfao.

[Luscious Atari]

He’s like fluid India ink on ice. The dance breaks were wonderful

[Mister Obvious]

If I was 12 I'd prolly think he was pretty hot.

Next y'all.

Give me the next one.

What's with all the stuffed animals BTW?

I need to Google this and see what the deal is.

[Luscious Atari]

“look how tight he is in the air” 

We ARE, Sir.

[Mister Obvious]

Awww. He is super cute though.

[Mister Obvious]

So apparently they throw stuffed animals at the skaters because they're soft. They used to throw flowers but the petals and stems were too risky to have on the ice.

[Luscious Atari]

oh shit. Is he under 18? I’m going full Kevin Spacey up in here.

[Luscious Atari]

21.

Whew…

[Mister Obvious]

This is giving K-pop on ice.

[Mister Obvious]

oh shit. Is he under 18? I’m going full Kevin Spacey up in here.

See I know, I feel like a perv tripping balls over Yuma Kagiyama even though he's like 22. He looks super young, THEY ALL DO.

Tl;dr figure skating may be the fountain of youth.

[Mister Obvious]

Michelle Pfeiffer "White Gold"...

What the fuck?!

I feel like this guy has no idea what the words of this song mean.

Bwahahahahaha.

This was a ballsy song choice.

[Mister Obvious]

Oh isn't this that Bruno Mars song? Uptown Funk?

[Mister Obvious]

Bruno Mars is pretty sexy. I haven't seen him in years though. Pretty sure people thought that he was Michael Jackson's illegitimate child at one point.

[Mister Obvious]

God, all these dudes have such nice hair.