trio's grandma getting nailed at the beach

[Kitty Von Catsworth]

https://rarehistoricalphotos.com/woman-t...kini-1957/

[Mister Obvious]

Nice photo op, great excuse to talk to chicks!!!

[somethingelseishere]

Dayum! 1957-Girl had it goin' on!

[Mister Obvious]

https://rarehistoricalphotos.com/woman-t...kini-1957/

He named the swimsuit after Bikini Atoll, where testing on the atomic bomb was taking place.

[somethingelseishere]

That's one of the best smiley/emoji things here!!

[Mister Obvious]

I know teehee...

It's one of my top 3 faves.

[Guest]

Let's not use the word "emoji," please. The original and proper term is "emoticon."

"Emoji" conjurs images of iPhone-wielding bay area soy boy Web developers engaging in wanton butt secks.

Let's keep this shit real.

Thanks in advance!

[Mister Obvious]

I know right?!

I hated that "emoji" thingy when the word first started coming into wide use years ago...

I thought it was SOOOO DUMB!!!

LOL!!!

I pretty much hate calling them "smilies" too.

[Guest]

Emojis are really just the latest iteration of graphical characters.

Extended ASCII and variants like Commodore's PETSCII and Atari's ATASCII had a maximum of 256 characters due to the 8-bit limitation. Things like spades and hearts that could be used to program card games.

When multibyte character sets arrived, they had room for more characters than they could possibly use for any legitimate purpose.

A little pile of poo with eyes and a mouth? Really? Get the fuck out of here.

[Mister Obvious]

A little pile of poo with eyes and a mouth? Really? Get the fuck out of here.

http://www.sectual.com/thread-2721.html

[Guest]

http://www.sectual.com/thread-2721.html

Oh fuck. We're on the same page.

[somethingelseishere]

Yeah, uh, it was the first thing I could brain-grab to fit what I was trying to say.
Words.... words.... words....

[Mister Obvious]

Teehee, it doesn't matter sweetie!!!

I totally get you...

It's just nerds like me and Guest who it means ANYTHING to.

[Guest]

Yeah, uh, it was the first thing I could brain-grab to fit what I was trying to say.
Words.... words.... words....

Stick with us, bro. We will re-train your brain in the ways of the true modem user faith.

[Mister Obvious]

Come to the dorky side, we have...

Glasses.

Well Guest probably has 20/20 super laser vision or some shit, but I have glasses.

[Guest]

I have glasses, but they're practically worthless. The last pair stopped working within a couple of months after I bought them. I can actually read better without them. I only need them for distance vision.