Dont wanna shiver a little???
Fine you shall roast in hell
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I got baptized when I was 5. They’d just built a new church and I was the first to be baptized in it.
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Nah I asked to be baptized because God told me it was time.
And if you think that sounds unlikely, then you don't know 5 year old me.
ROFLMAOOOOO.
Unlikely? Yes.
Unbelievable? No.
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Oh gawd I saw this last night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wC3GBmbP6As
AGHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
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LOL...
Handle my baby like that and I'll send you straight to hell where you'll be getting assfucked by satan for all eternity, sans lube.
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Hahah...
Motherfucker I'd die before I'd let that robe wearing lardass touch my fucking child.
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I hate these religious retards.
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I'm surprised the baby's father didn't punch the priest out right on the spot.
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I just don't think eternal suffering is enough for fuckers who treat children like that...
I really don't.
He probably enjoys taking a good ass reaming anyway, so getting fucked by satan might be brownie points for him.
truthfully i was always a little creeped out by baptism
there was this guy in our church who was really eager about being involved
he played some piano ,became an usher then a deacon then tried some preaching
finally he was baptized in this little river that flowed under the freeway
we all had to go out there and watch like 8 people get dunked in the river that sunday
anyways about a year later that same eager dude jumped off one of the large bridges in our city leaving a note in his car
so i decided not to get dunked
water is mysterious and scary
one time i was in a little boat with my girlfriend on the ocean and it tipped in huge waves ...boat quickly filled with water and current was strong so it drifted away fast , we swam to a little rock next to sheer cliffs that extended for a mile both ways , we were stuck and scared but luckily were rescued couple hours later by coast guard cuz they found the tipped boat
, a seal family popped up to visit as we stood shivering on that rock they just stared at us like we were retarded
i also drove my car into a river once with another girl
I would consider baptism if it involved pastor trix in a bikini with champagne and led lights plus a massage and lotion
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We don’t wanna pollute the river!
