How are you supposed to tan your buttcrack??

[Mister Obvious]

The more ass you’re working with, the farther back you’d need to bring your knees.

If your knees are already up to your chest, how can you bring them back any further?

You could use a special pillow to prop your ass up...

A simple roll pillow would suffice.

[Mister Obvious]

The pillow would be positioned under the lower back and the very top of your asscrack, which can be tanned easily in almost any other position.

It’s the lower/inner asscrack we’re concerned with tanning.

[Guest]

I think it would be more comfortable to just hang upside down from a crossbar.


You'd get maximum buttcrack and hoohah exposure if you did it at noon.

[user213]

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[Mister Obvious]

I think it would be more comfortable to just hang upside down from a crossbar.

Women will understand this better than men.

Laying on our backs with our knees to our chest is just natural.

[user213]

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[Guest]

I think tan lines on a chick look hot anyway. I like the contrast between the tanned areas and the pale tiddies and cooter.

[spic]

you know what...I don't do it for just anyone.... but i'm willing to help you out and spread your butt for you

[Mister Obvious]

LMFAO...

[Guest]

ive got industial lamp that can do 10x better than the sun and without the exposure of other radiations becuase ozone is not protecting you from harmful radiations from the sun
which could cause skin cancers on you hoohah hoohah

[Cooter Brown]

And when we say "hoohah," we're speaking of...

[Kitty]

No I mean you’d just lay down and bring your knees up to your chest in order to tan most of the area.

I think anything left over could be tanned from any position.

The more ass you’re working with, the farther back you’d need to bring your knees.

Why didn't I think of that? 

That's brilliant

Although I'm too shy to tan naked because even though I have high hedges I've seen drones hovering in my back yard before and my neighbors have teenage sons so I'm not taking any risks, especially in a position like that!

[Kitty]

Yeah it's not REALLY about the tan.

Exactly... it's about the effect the sun has. You need to bathe your nether regions with sunlight to energize them.

The sun is a well known natural aphrodisiac too!

[Kitty]

I do think if you invented a way to tan naked without anyone knowing or seeing it would be a great seller. I'd definitely buy one!

[Mister Obvious]

It’s true, the sun makes you horny as fuck...

I find heat in general does this, particularly wet heat.

[Kitty]

Yes it really does, I can personally vouch for this.

I don't know how people sunbathe nude around each other without getting it on, or go nude in the hot tubs and saunas without at least making out

[Kitty]

That's generally why I avoid these things in public

[Kitty]

Public hot tubs really gross me out when I think of all the sex germs

[Mister Obvious]

I don't know how people sunbathe nude around each other without getting it on, or go nude in the hot tubs and saunas without at least making out

Yup...

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