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05-07-2019, 09:28 AM
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I need a dude with super curly light-medium brown/blonde hair so the offspring will most likely have at least “wavy” hair, but a pretty good chance of technically “curly” hair too.
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It SOUNDS shallow, but trust me there’s a good reason why I want this.
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Not that my offspring couldn’t be effective if they had pin straight hair but...
It just doesn’t fit with the vision.
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I’m not saying I “want” a dude with curly hair or “would like to have” a dude with curly hair...
I NEED a dude with curly hair.
I need a wacky broad with a Southern drawl who lives in a yurt. Know anybody like that?
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Bro your hair is wavy at best.
Which is better than nothing but...
It's gotta be legit curly because mine is straight.
I got it right here for you. Bushy curly wavy light brown hair, getting kinda longish by today’s standards.
Attached to a 40’ish 6’ tall 190lb frame, maybe not in the best shape but whatever, when / where can we do this whatever it is you want to do?
Oh one last thing, I am a certified Single American®️, meaning not married and no kids, not looking for a wife or citizenship from you.
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Well it's good that there are a few wavy to curly headed dudes even here on this humble platform I host.
I don't really notice peoples' hair very often when I'm out in the world so I can't say whether I thought there was an abundance of dudes with curly hair, or a marked lack of dudes with curly hair...
I've never truly thought about it before with any real consideration.
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I need hair.. So yeah. Cool
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When did I change me name?
And apparently I talk like I'm a leprechaun as well now, sweet.
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I mean technically most dudes have curly hair you if think about it... Just saying..
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Yeah Zane’s hair appears curly-ish sometimes...
But it’s not curly in this pic:
https://www.instagram.com/p/zlu2qaRN52
Sooo, disqualified.
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(05-08-2019, 12:54 PM)Huginn Wrote: When did I change me name?
A fucking WHILE back and when I saw that shit I was like WTFFF?
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I’ll take your word for it...
Now if we can ever get him alone again...
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Hahaha lemme change it back LMAO
Drugs mang
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Ah that's better.
In my opinion...
Just my opinion.
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What kinda drugs?!
