WARNING: SPOILERS. HAPPENING. BELOW. DON'T READ IT IF YOU DON'T ALREADY KNOW.
Alright first of all let me just say this...
I had the hots for Michael Myers when I was a teenager. I was obsessed. Obsessed.
Being from Kentucky made it even more special because John Carpenter put all kinds of references into the movie that locals would catch.
Anyway, I have never seen any of the Rob Zombie Halloweens and have no interest in watching them... I'm not saying I'll never watch them, I'm just saying I'm not interested at this time and I think it's unlikely I'll watch them.
I've read mixed reviews about this 2018 Halloween. Some say it sucks, there's too much gore and not enough substance, etc. I don't find that hard to believe. But we're gonna watch the shit anyway.
1:00 I dig the throwback style classic looking credits font/color, that's nice.
1:40 ugh, crazy houses are so dismal. I don't like all the weird jumbly talking in this opening scene.
2:46 this old doctor dude's pretty hot.
2:52 first off I just gotta say, these actors are pretty damn terrible... especially the chick, I mean wow.
3:50 Michael must be getting pretty old by now, hopefully he's still hot.
5:00 he must be pretty sick of hearing about this shit by now.
6:00 LOL this is so dumb.
6:15 LMFAO what the fuck... this asshole reporter dude (or whoever the fuck he is) would absolutely NOT be allowed to taunt Michael this way, it's totally ridiculous. The way he keeps demanding him to 'say something', it's like he's at a fucking seance trying to summon a ghost or some shit.
6:40 ROFLMAO like the doctor really would just stand there and be like, "Nah it's cool, just give him a lil longer"... so stupid and totally unrealistic.
7:00 he IS fucking saying something you total idiot. Don't you see/hear all the empty vessel crazy people going off all around you?? LMFAO holy fucking wow.
7:20 I think it's kind of a bad sign when the opening credits are like... a relief from the actual movie. LOL I gotta say so far this is NOTTT looking promising at all. Plus Michael is so old now, like... they made no attempt to make him look hot at all. Typically I love old dudes, but this is a real miss for me so far... maybe they can make up for it but I sincerely doubt it. I really do.
10:15 as if... they didn't even give any proof they could PAY $3000.
If the lead dude wasn't ALMOST KINDA cute, the movie would have zero going for it so far.
12:45 only 5 people??? WTF? What about all the other movies?!?!?!?!?!?
15:21 LOL that was pretty funny.
18:28 LOLOL ooo, I like this kid! Besties!
21:00 Jamie Lee Curtis handles those guns in a convincing manner.
23:18 LMFAO they're pushing the fucking DNA database shit even in MOVIES now, bahahaha fucking disgusting!!!
http://www.sectual.com/thread-49.html
Everything hollywood does now is such trash.
25:00 this dumb cunt is over reacting.
28:30 LMFAOOOO, I hope you can drive, kid!!!!!!!!
29:28 well at least he has a fuckin' gun.
30:30 man I'm sorry and I do hate to say it but... this movie kinda sucks. LOL.
30:44 LOLOL that old dude just ruined that kid's life, LMAO!!!
31:08 whoa WTF?! I thought it was illegal to kill kids in movies?? Damn... Michael got no boundaries. Ah well, it's probably for the best... shit just went south for the kid anyway.
37:10 sweet, thank God this reporter lady is about to get it and Michael is wearing something a little bit sexier.
40:32 that mask is lookin' rough as hell. Time can be a cruel mistress!
42:24 TBH I am kinda bored with this movie. 42:50 Jamie Lee's commie ass is honestly the best part about this movie.
46:20 if he kills the baby I'm turning this shit off right now.
48:30 and of course it's some gay shit... LOL, I swear. Total garbage. No movie is safe.
52:56 bwahahahaha, this motherfucker would be getting dealt with.
57:30 this Miles Robbins dude is pretty hot...
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0730428
Kinda looks like Jack White. I'd let him ride my slide.
58:00 time to start watching this on 1.5 speed.
58:22 LMFAOOO the way the kid just says "Oh shit" and runs, LMFAO. Gold.
This movie is gonna be way better on 1.5 speed... for sure.
They should have made Michael Myers like... not age. Because I'm more excited about the hot younger dudes in this movie than about him, which has never been the case in the past and I straight up resent it.
1:04:40 I'm glad this hot doctor dude lived.
1:06:00 time to fuck the geeky class clown.
1:09:00 this dude is so much better than the asshole she was fucking with. Michael shouldn't kill him.
Agh, dude. I'm definitely not on Michael's side anymore, this is lame.
And she should have fucked that geeky bastard while she had the chance.
1:13:40 yeah bitch and you're lucky you had such a cool childhood.
1:15:46 that slight plot twist thouuuggghhh! LOL!
1:17:40 ah, he's interesting. I dig him. I don't hold it against him.
1:24:40 awwwe, I'm glad to see her and her mom get closer to each other again!!!
1:37:00 bwahahahaha oh yeah, that was a good one!!!
1:38:30 shouldn't they like... get out of the house.
Last 30 minutes of the movie were the only parts that were worth a shit.
1:40:30 now I take it to mean that chick has a screw loose from this point forward...
Will there be a sequel where SHE'S a psycho killer? If there is, I am sure it will easily be better than this movie was.
Worst Halloween movie ever, and that includes Halloween 3 (1982) that didn't even have Michael Myers in it.
Alright first of all let me just say this...
I had the hots for Michael Myers when I was a teenager. I was obsessed. Obsessed.
Being from Kentucky made it even more special because John Carpenter put all kinds of references into the movie that locals would catch.
Anyway, I have never seen any of the Rob Zombie Halloweens and have no interest in watching them... I'm not saying I'll never watch them, I'm just saying I'm not interested at this time and I think it's unlikely I'll watch them.
I've read mixed reviews about this 2018 Halloween. Some say it sucks, there's too much gore and not enough substance, etc. I don't find that hard to believe. But we're gonna watch the shit anyway.
1:00 I dig the throwback style classic looking credits font/color, that's nice.
1:40 ugh, crazy houses are so dismal. I don't like all the weird jumbly talking in this opening scene.
2:46 this old doctor dude's pretty hot.
2:52 first off I just gotta say, these actors are pretty damn terrible... especially the chick, I mean wow.
3:50 Michael must be getting pretty old by now, hopefully he's still hot.
5:00 he must be pretty sick of hearing about this shit by now.
6:00 LOL this is so dumb.
6:15 LMFAO what the fuck... this asshole reporter dude (or whoever the fuck he is) would absolutely NOT be allowed to taunt Michael this way, it's totally ridiculous. The way he keeps demanding him to 'say something', it's like he's at a fucking seance trying to summon a ghost or some shit.
6:40 ROFLMAO like the doctor really would just stand there and be like, "Nah it's cool, just give him a lil longer"... so stupid and totally unrealistic.
7:00 he IS fucking saying something you total idiot. Don't you see/hear all the empty vessel crazy people going off all around you?? LMFAO holy fucking wow.
7:20 I think it's kind of a bad sign when the opening credits are like... a relief from the actual movie. LOL I gotta say so far this is NOTTT looking promising at all. Plus Michael is so old now, like... they made no attempt to make him look hot at all. Typically I love old dudes, but this is a real miss for me so far... maybe they can make up for it but I sincerely doubt it. I really do.
10:15 as if... they didn't even give any proof they could PAY $3000.
If the lead dude wasn't ALMOST KINDA cute, the movie would have zero going for it so far.
12:45 only 5 people??? WTF? What about all the other movies?!?!?!?!?!?
15:21 LOL that was pretty funny.
18:28 LOLOL ooo, I like this kid! Besties!
21:00 Jamie Lee Curtis handles those guns in a convincing manner.
23:18 LMFAO they're pushing the fucking DNA database shit even in MOVIES now, bahahaha fucking disgusting!!!
http://www.sectual.com/thread-49.html
Everything hollywood does now is such trash.
25:00 this dumb cunt is over reacting.
28:30 LMFAOOOO, I hope you can drive, kid!!!!!!!!
29:28 well at least he has a fuckin' gun.
30:30 man I'm sorry and I do hate to say it but... this movie kinda sucks. LOL.
30:44 LOLOL that old dude just ruined that kid's life, LMAO!!!
31:08 whoa WTF?! I thought it was illegal to kill kids in movies?? Damn... Michael got no boundaries. Ah well, it's probably for the best... shit just went south for the kid anyway.
37:10 sweet, thank God this reporter lady is about to get it and Michael is wearing something a little bit sexier.
40:32 that mask is lookin' rough as hell. Time can be a cruel mistress!
42:24 TBH I am kinda bored with this movie. 42:50 Jamie Lee's commie ass is honestly the best part about this movie.
46:20 if he kills the baby I'm turning this shit off right now.
48:30 and of course it's some gay shit... LOL, I swear. Total garbage. No movie is safe.
52:56 bwahahahaha, this motherfucker would be getting dealt with.
57:30 this Miles Robbins dude is pretty hot...
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0730428
Kinda looks like Jack White. I'd let him ride my slide.
58:00 time to start watching this on 1.5 speed.
58:22 LMFAOOO the way the kid just says "Oh shit" and runs, LMFAO. Gold.
This movie is gonna be way better on 1.5 speed... for sure.
They should have made Michael Myers like... not age. Because I'm more excited about the hot younger dudes in this movie than about him, which has never been the case in the past and I straight up resent it.
1:04:40 I'm glad this hot doctor dude lived.
1:06:00 time to fuck the geeky class clown.
1:09:00 this dude is so much better than the asshole she was fucking with. Michael shouldn't kill him.
Agh, dude. I'm definitely not on Michael's side anymore, this is lame.
And she should have fucked that geeky bastard while she had the chance.
1:13:40 yeah bitch and you're lucky you had such a cool childhood.
1:15:46 that slight plot twist thouuuggghhh! LOL!
1:17:40 ah, he's interesting. I dig him. I don't hold it against him.
1:24:40 awwwe, I'm glad to see her and her mom get closer to each other again!!!
1:37:00 bwahahahaha oh yeah, that was a good one!!!
1:38:30 shouldn't they like... get out of the house.
Last 30 minutes of the movie were the only parts that were worth a shit.
1:40:30 now I take it to mean that chick has a screw loose from this point forward...
Will there be a sequel where SHE'S a psycho killer? If there is, I am sure it will easily be better than this movie was.
Worst Halloween movie ever, and that includes Halloween 3 (1982) that didn't even have Michael Myers in it.
