Dreamed I was having sex with a super old dude...

[Mister Obvious]

Isn't Santa Clause based on Father Time?

Hmmm...

I do not know.

[Dark Dick]

I think Santa is connected with Saturn, because The Church replaced the Pagan Ritual about Saturn with Christmas.

[Mister Obvious]

Yeah that sounds about right...

But I feel like Santa as a fatass bears no true resemblance to Father Time.

Saturn is more like the guy on the Hermit card.

[Dark Dick]

Maybe Santa loses all the weight after delivering all those gifts on Christmas, so now he has some time off and he's cumming for your Ho Ho Holes.

[Guest]

I am always astonished at them rapists that get caught who are like under 40 and some of their victims are 80 year old women , just doesn't compute in my perv brain ... I mean I get it if you are just taking some of her fancy jewels but what clicks in their brain to want the sex

[Mister Obvious]

but what clicks in their brain to want the sex

It's honestly unthinkable.