Decided I'm gonna start drinking brandy...

[Mister Obvious]

That song was playing while I was at a cannabis store in Colorado.

[Hardstud]

Don't tell me how nasty it is, I want to find out firsthand.

I tried drinking Brandy,she don't stay down 

[Mister Obvious]

Leeeeewwwwwlllllll.

[Mister Obvious]

Wait, wut?

[Hardstud]

Wait, wut?

She does taste good 

[Mister Obvious]

She fucking doesssss.

[Mister Obvious]

So, I know you're all wondering if I've continued to drink the brandy.

And what I will say is this...

1. Peach brandy

2. Maple syrup (grade A)

3. Pineapple juice

4. Shot glass

Maybe I'm a lightweight, but for me all it takes is like a tablespoon of brandy, 1/4 teaspoon of maple syrup, and fill the shot glass up the rest of the way with the pineapple/orange juice and DAMN...

That's a delicious drink right there.

[Mister Obvious]

I can't believe how little brandy it actually takes to cop a buzz. But with the peach brandy, it's really so enjoyable that you could drink it just because you like the taste. Especially mixed with the other stuff. What a treat... I mean it really is.

But it should be enjoyed before bed. Brandy wants to put your ass to sleep and it's best to have it at a time when that's what you're about to do.

That's the optimal way to do it.

[Mister Obvious]

Historically brandy was prescribed as medicine, and it was used to induce sleep.

[zenba]

hiding in the middle of brandy the whole time

[Mister Obvious]

So...

Paul Masson.

Peach is the best flavor.

Pineapple is good.

Apple smells delicious and is best when mixed with juice.

Pineapple juice complements all of the flavors best.

I like to put a little bit of maple syrup (grade A) in the bottom of the glass.

It's absolutely ridiculous how good it is.

[Mister Obvious]

I've still gotta get my hands on a bottle of Mango and then my collection will be complete. There's also Red Berry but they don't carry it anywhere near me.

[Mister Obvious]

Fucking obsessed... not even gonna lie.

[Mister Obvious]

I keep careful track of how much I drink though so I never go too far... I'd never want to get a hangover and have this ruined for me. It's way too important to me for that. I follow a strict system using these special glasses I got.

[Mister Obvious]

"It's time to watch Columbo"
http://www.sectual.com/thread-10997.html

1:00:00 dude, they've been serving brandy to someone on every episode of Columbo I've watched for like the past 3 episodes, and these have all been randomly chosen and everything. There's some kind of magic surrounding brandy right now...

[Mister Obvious]

Brandy will put your ass to sleep HARD.

But I gotta tell ya...

The shit makes me clumsy.

I'll just randomly knock into stuff and it's like I lose track of where my body is in space. There's like a delay or it's not calibrated properly.

I have never experienced that with ANYTHING else, ever.

And it's fine that it puts you to sleep, but I don't really need any help sleeping... God help you if you want to drink brandy and do anything besides go to sleep.

[Mister Obvious]

I'm not COMPLAINING and I'm certainly not hating on brandy... don't get me wrong!

[Dark Dick]

No wonder in the old movies guys were always offering women brandy when they got back to their place.

[Mister Obvious]

For real man it's true...

And on the movies/TV from back in the day you always see people drinking brandy after dinner and then elegantly stumbling away to bed presumably afterwards.

[Dark Dick]

You can't spell "brandy" without "randy". Yeah, baby.