The Wuhan Coronavirus

[Mister Obvious]

Dow futures down 800 at time of writing...

It's a fuckin' bloodbath.

[Mister Obvious]

Yikes...

Gotta say man...

Not great.

[Dark Dick]

So, it's a bear market.

[somethingelseishere]

I've been watching all of Styx's coronavirus videos.
Glad he's doing them cuz I can't stomach watching "the news".

[Guest]

You three should play this on your honeymoon. Just relax and join hands.

[Mister Obvious]

The only time Fungbro posts anything good is when he's pretending to be someone else...

[Mister Obvious]

Dow closes down more than 1,000 points (3.5%) amid concern over coronavirus

https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1232048739939954689

[Dark Dick]

They soo wanted the economy to tank under Trump, and when it surged they probably came up with this plan to crash it.

[Mister Obvious]

Man...

Everyone's yelling Trump this, Trump that re: the markets...

This is fucking global catastrophe...

I am not too sure what the fuck Donald is supposed to do about it.

It's not like he can ACTUALLY be blamed for this bullshit.

It's so dumb to suggest he can do anything about it.

[Mister Obvious]

He wanted to bring the jobs back to America, he's been fought tooth and nail every step of the way...

He can't be blamed.

[Mister Obvious]

People are bitching about the way Trump is handling things in general right now...

And it's so obnoxious because he is dealing with a psychologically delicate situation here, he has A LOT of responsibility to keep things calm and measured.

The guy can't do anything right by anyone's standards...

But he IS doing this right.

[Mister Obvious]

Even smart people don't understand what the fuck he's doing...

Lonely as hell to be somebody like Donald Trump.

[Mister Obvious]

The Coronavirus is very much under control in the USA. We are in contact with everyone and all relevant countries. CDC & World Health have been working hard and very smart. Stock Market starting to look very good to me!

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/stat...7740174339

If anyone takes this statement at face value they're a fuckin' idiot...

He's sounding alarms, particularly about the stock market.

[Mister Obvious]

Fourth Diamond Princess cruise ship passenger dies of coronavirus

https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1232124151789477889

[Mister Obvious]

https://imgur.com/a/qK8ojLI

Outbreak map lookin' outta hand for the Asias.

[Mister Obvious]

Sweet Jesus. Hundreds of guests 'on lockdown' in Tenerife hotel after one positive coronavirus case. Guests asked to remain indoors after a doctor from Italy tested positive for coronavirus in Tenerife's Costa Adeje Palace Hotel in Spain's Canary Islands.

https://twitter.com/TerriHansen/status/1...0467879936

Breaking: Guests staying at the H10 Costa Adeje Palace in Tenerife have been told to stay in their rooms. They were told via a letter put under their door, which a guest has sent me.

It says: Dear Guests, We regret to inform you that for healthy (sic) reasons, the hotel has been closed down. Until the sanitary authorities warn, you must remain in your rooms.

The Canary Islands hotel has been locked down after a visiting Italian doctor tested positive for coronavirus

The guest who showed me the letter said the that was the only information she had received - she said she only knew it was a quarantine when she saw the news

https://twitter.com/catherinehwyatt/stat...0865087494

Here is the actual note for those interested to see it.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ERnUP0YWAAAQ0on?format=jpg&name=small

https://twitter.com/CRckRestaurant/statu...3472726017

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He just said the public doesn't need N-95 masks, those are for healthcare providers... they're just saying that because they know there aren't enough.

35:00 the people asking questions are starting to get freaked out and rowdy...

[Mister Obvious]

These people are freaked the fuck out and it's so funny how they try to maintain their composure...

They're trained pros but I guarantee they have their limits.

People are asking them "What should we do?" and they're getting VERY nervous about this question.

They always pass the messiest shit off to the white haired guy.

38:00 and now the guy comes on the mic and says "there is nothing you need to do right now" and SOOOOO obviously trying to NOT stoke any fear that could lead to people going to the store and buying a ton of shit.

OMG man...

LOL. Wow. Just wow, just fucking wow.