02-01-2020, 05:07 AM
WARNING: SPOILERS. HAPPENING. BELOW. DON'T READ IT IF YOU DON'T ALREADY KNOW.
This shit is long as fuck and I doubt I'll ever watch it all, but I'll give my review of what I do watch.
1:13 I've seen a lot of imagery of and talk about crows recently.
I've never seen this movie as far as I can remember, I was too young when it came out.
2:00 containment breach. OMG!
2:40 OMG dude this is scary. He had to run and go save his family first. Wooowwww dude... this is crazy!
Holy shit dude... this is crazy.
3:20 lmfao hysterical bitches.
3:39 LMAO OMG he destroyed the gate... he's the one who unleashed this shit on the world. Because that flimsy AF little gate was definitely gonna stop it all anyways but... yeah.
4:20 that imagery though... wwwwwoooooowwwwwww. This is some good shit damn! Looks like a fast AF death.
5:28 wow this movie is fucking great dude.
6:15 I think it's kinda dumb to believe Stephen King really wrote all these stories.
7:08 God dang, Gary Sinise was fine as hell.
7:50 wow dude this shit is OFF the hook. How in the fuck they be dead though?! They were nowhere near where the containment breach was. And they've been driving too long. It was way more fast acting than that.
This movie is a fuckin' trip though.
8:50 I feel bad for Gary Sinise's character. He has no idea the guy's dying for another reason that's like way worse.
Oh I think I get it... the other people were a lot closer to it and that's why it killed them quicker?
10:15 OMG that's creepy as shit!!!!!!
10:30 Gary Sinise's character is like oh shit oh fuck, I'm screwed, LMAO.
11:36 God dang, look how hot both these dudes are. That bald guy and the other guy in the uniform. I wouldn't mind having a piece of that!
11:53 "souped up version of the flu".
12:05 this bald General dude is CRAZY fuckin' hot!
12:17 "Most people are gonna think they've got the plain 'ol non-lethal flu, right up til the very end."
14:30 wow... absolutely fascinating story.
16:00 "Dang" lmfao you ain't kiddin'!
17:08 another crow. Are they supposed to know when a bunch of death is around or something?
17:50 ah the days before the internet!
18:20 mmm, God, Gary Sinise in this role makes me wanna fuck so hard. Holy shit! So is he like immune or something? I guess his name is Stu.
God I hope he's some kinda immune anomaly so we can keep seeing his hot ass! I like his attitude!
My only regret is that I started watching this after midnight. This part alone is three fucking hours long.
22:22 God dang! What's with all the hotass dudes in this fuckin' movie, dude?!
22:33 she don't look happy to see him!?
23:30 why does she look so sad?
23:50 this is another reason it's dangerous to have kids.
24:20 "You're just like your father!" oh God.
26:34 "Ah! This is interesting, now watch this!" LMAO wowww.
27:10 OMG yaaaaaas, he IS immune!!!!!!!
27:50 MAINE?!
28:38 LOL, Molly Ringwald, wow, you don't see her in all that much stuff.
30:50 how old is she even supposed to be? LOL, I don't get it. I guess early 20s and the guy was a high schooler or something? LOL. Anyways.
31:50 I like her hair here.
32:10 how did he get it all the way over in Maine?!
34:35 that WOULD be some boring shit.
35:10 what the fuck, the guy doesn't even respond to a bunch of dudes running out of the woods and yelling at him!?
35:25 what the fuck are these guys even doing? I don't get it.
36:30 lmao dammit, the video tape is messing up.
35:45 what the fuck, did he get abducted by aliens or something?
37:10 uh oh, he done went and gone somewhere else!
38:10 oh wow, I kinda remember that old lady. Maybe I have seen parts of this after all. But most certainly not the whole thing.
42:08 "The so called super flu DOES NOT EXIST."
43:10 I like this guy in the "space suit", makes me wanna bang.
48:30 well I'd be totally fucking creeped out by that!?
48:50 LOL hell yeah, classic Americana baby... fuckkk this makes me longgg.
50:00 oh wow, these guys are real assholes!!!
50:40 shapeshifter crows OMG!!!
51:45 "rabble rousers" LOL :)
56:50 very fascinating movie... very interesting.
1:03:20 dude OMG that's sooooooooo fucking CREEEEEEPPPPPYYYYYYYYYYY. Who the fuck is the DARK MAN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
1:04:20 this is some apocalypse shit right here.
1:06:00 awwwwe, damn dude not the hot bald guy!!!
1:07:50 awwwe, don't be sad about it hon!!!
1:08:40 hmmm, seems kinda baller to be one of these immune people. Wonder why they're immune??
1:09:00 OMG it's Kathy fucking Bates.
1:10:50 I love this lady's style... she's going down with the ship and it's beautiful. She went out like a badass, let's be honest.
1:11:37 stay calm hon, take the family car and head on down the road!!!
1:12:30 uh oh, it's the first sighting of Randall Flagg, my dream guy!!!
1:13:35 this is a trip how they keep showing up at this lady's dreamland house. Through the corn field no less, always through the corn field.
1:14:50 LOL she just calls him "East Texas"... that's so divine.
1:15:35 he'll be trapped in there if they all die, they really need to let him out.
1:16:19 oh man this fricken asshole isn't gonna kill him is he?? OMG.
1:21:28 it'd be so cool and eerie to be the only one left alive!!!
1:22:10 uh yeah I'd be taking the fucking stairs regardless man. Nobody to save you if you get trapped in the elevator, LMAO!
1:22:50 he's bound to be running into somebody else who's immune sooner or later.
1:23:50 where is she?? Hemmingwhere?!
1:26:00 darrrrk thouuuughhhh.
1:27:06 what the fuck, this kid's just nonchalantly pulling up in her driveway right now?? What the FUCK??
1:29:30 I gotta agree with him... except for going straight to the government facility. LMAO.
1:31:25 LMAO time to bang though!!!!!!!!
1:31:48 OMG I know a guy who looks like this guy.
1:33:20 even the horse is dead?! WTF?!
1:33:38 OMG the prophet is dead too.
1:33:48 uh oh, oh shit, it's a mega hot chick!!! She has a righteous looking gun too. AND a sweet lil widow's peak... fuck, I think I just fell in love.
1:34:50 she's VERY very very hot. CRAZY hot in fact.
I will be straight up, 100% honest at this moment... I would go gay for a chick like that. But in a totally non-sexual way of course.
1:36:36 oh, he's a protective one! I like it. Me so horny!
1:37:20 absolutely fascinating... without this storyline, it would not be as great a movie by a longshot.
1:38:10 OMG, that's Nadine! She's the one who got knocked up by Randall Flagg, right?! I saw something about that in one of the clips I watched the other day.
1:38:50 awww OMG he's trapped in prison! So sad!
1:41:00 this movie is a damn trip, man.
1:42:30 LMFAO that's a lot of stairs at a bad time.
1:43:14 Trashcan Man. Wow. And he's being talked to by the devil as a crow basically.
1:43:43 wow so her place is real.
1:44:15 "Once in every generation, the plague shall fall among men."
1:45:45 I love this old lady.
1:48:12 amen sister, amen amen amen.
1:48:30 he's gonna let the guy out of prison.
1:50:40 I know he's supposed to be the epitome of evil in this story but, TBH, I love his personality.
1:53:55 this lady has some fucking amazing hair.
1:55:50 OMG did he really just waste that whole cigarette??? BEFORE he started toward the tunnel no less??? That is totally fucking stupid.
1:57:50 going for the tunnel instead of the bridge WAS kind of a stupid idea though.
1:58:45 oh great and now he's wasting fucking ammo.
2:00:30 this movie is like... engrossing, no BS.
2:01:23 God Gary Sinise is fine as hell.
2:02:30 oh I really love these two, great story.
2:03:55 why is she saying no!? I don't get it?! It's the fucking apocalypse!
2:04:00 but I mean... if she doesn't wanna have sex she doesn't wanna have sex, sooo. We can go ahead and move on from this.
2:04:50 I'd have fucked him for sure though, this guy's a snack.
2:05:35 oooOooOooOooOoOooo I'm jelly!!!!!!!!!!!!
2:06:20 DAMMIT. Why did her FINE, FINE ass have to be on the dark side?!?!?!?!?!?!? LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME.
Yeah I'm into Randall Flagg, but this other dude is way hotter. Sorry but I mean, in a purely physical way, he is though.
2:08:40 awwwwwweeeeee, this guy's a sweetie.
OMG, IT'S THE MOON GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was wondering just when we were gonna get to meet him right as this scene began.
2:11:00 LMAO holy fuck... what's this guy's story?!?!?!?!?!?!?
2:12:00 lmfao @ them all going to Kansas City.
2:13:40 OMG!!!!!!!!!
2:18:55 LMAO that jacket.
2:19:55 I'd be dumping this Harold fuck. Bye motherfucker!
2:20:50 I totally wanna fuck Gary Sinise. But I will say this, they need to get a fucking move on to Nebraska, not sure why they're just fucking around.
2:21:50 LMAO where did their leather jackets come from, that's what I wanna know.
2:24:20 oh my damn, another hot chick. She's no Nadine... I mean she really really isn't. But in a pinch I guess she'll do okay... not wild about her but. Hopefully she can ride a bike.
2:25:55 I'd be shoving that bitch off, get your damn hand off my gun slutbag. I'm really starting to like this chick less. She's kinda ruined everything.
2:27:10 you better punish her for sayin' that, boy.
2:28:25 I'd be smacking that bitch so fucking hard, oh my God. It's the end of the world, so why the fuck not?? Smack that stupid ho.
2:28:45 BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2:30:06 "Well. That was weird." lmfaololol.
2:35:40 OMG it's another chick!!!
2:47:30 lmao, Vegas. Trashcan Man's level of devotion is sort of annoying.
2:48:55 LMFAO! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!! Figures the tools of satan would be in Vegas!
2:49:23 so what do they claim is so special about Boulder, Colorado?
How many parts are there to this movie??? What the fuck is the rest of it about???
Hmmm. I only see parts 1 & 2 so I guess that's all there is... hopefully. I will probably get around to watching part 2 sometime.
This shit is long as fuck and I doubt I'll ever watch it all, but I'll give my review of what I do watch.
1:13 I've seen a lot of imagery of and talk about crows recently.
I've never seen this movie as far as I can remember, I was too young when it came out.
2:00 containment breach. OMG!
2:40 OMG dude this is scary. He had to run and go save his family first. Wooowwww dude... this is crazy!
Holy shit dude... this is crazy.
3:20 lmfao hysterical bitches.
3:39 LMAO OMG he destroyed the gate... he's the one who unleashed this shit on the world. Because that flimsy AF little gate was definitely gonna stop it all anyways but... yeah.
4:20 that imagery though... wwwwwoooooowwwwwww. This is some good shit damn! Looks like a fast AF death.
5:28 wow this movie is fucking great dude.
6:15 I think it's kinda dumb to believe Stephen King really wrote all these stories.
7:08 God dang, Gary Sinise was fine as hell.
7:50 wow dude this shit is OFF the hook. How in the fuck they be dead though?! They were nowhere near where the containment breach was. And they've been driving too long. It was way more fast acting than that.
This movie is a fuckin' trip though.
8:50 I feel bad for Gary Sinise's character. He has no idea the guy's dying for another reason that's like way worse.
Oh I think I get it... the other people were a lot closer to it and that's why it killed them quicker?
10:15 OMG that's creepy as shit!!!!!!
10:30 Gary Sinise's character is like oh shit oh fuck, I'm screwed, LMAO.
11:36 God dang, look how hot both these dudes are. That bald guy and the other guy in the uniform. I wouldn't mind having a piece of that!
11:53 "souped up version of the flu".
12:05 this bald General dude is CRAZY fuckin' hot!
12:17 "Most people are gonna think they've got the plain 'ol non-lethal flu, right up til the very end."
14:30 wow... absolutely fascinating story.
16:00 "Dang" lmfao you ain't kiddin'!
17:08 another crow. Are they supposed to know when a bunch of death is around or something?
17:50 ah the days before the internet!
18:20 mmm, God, Gary Sinise in this role makes me wanna fuck so hard. Holy shit! So is he like immune or something? I guess his name is Stu.
God I hope he's some kinda immune anomaly so we can keep seeing his hot ass! I like his attitude!
My only regret is that I started watching this after midnight. This part alone is three fucking hours long.
22:22 God dang! What's with all the hotass dudes in this fuckin' movie, dude?!
22:33 she don't look happy to see him!?
23:30 why does she look so sad?
23:50 this is another reason it's dangerous to have kids.
24:20 "You're just like your father!" oh God.
26:34 "Ah! This is interesting, now watch this!" LMAO wowww.
27:10 OMG yaaaaaas, he IS immune!!!!!!!
27:50 MAINE?!
28:38 LOL, Molly Ringwald, wow, you don't see her in all that much stuff.
30:50 how old is she even supposed to be? LOL, I don't get it. I guess early 20s and the guy was a high schooler or something? LOL. Anyways.
31:50 I like her hair here.
32:10 how did he get it all the way over in Maine?!
34:35 that WOULD be some boring shit.
35:10 what the fuck, the guy doesn't even respond to a bunch of dudes running out of the woods and yelling at him!?
35:25 what the fuck are these guys even doing? I don't get it.
36:30 lmao dammit, the video tape is messing up.
35:45 what the fuck, did he get abducted by aliens or something?
37:10 uh oh, he done went and gone somewhere else!
38:10 oh wow, I kinda remember that old lady. Maybe I have seen parts of this after all. But most certainly not the whole thing.
42:08 "The so called super flu DOES NOT EXIST."
43:10 I like this guy in the "space suit", makes me wanna bang.
48:30 well I'd be totally fucking creeped out by that!?
48:50 LOL hell yeah, classic Americana baby... fuckkk this makes me longgg.
50:00 oh wow, these guys are real assholes!!!
50:40 shapeshifter crows OMG!!!
51:45 "rabble rousers" LOL :)
56:50 very fascinating movie... very interesting.
1:03:20 dude OMG that's sooooooooo fucking CREEEEEEPPPPPYYYYYYYYYYY. Who the fuck is the DARK MAN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
1:04:20 this is some apocalypse shit right here.
1:06:00 awwwwe, damn dude not the hot bald guy!!!
1:07:50 awwwe, don't be sad about it hon!!!
1:08:40 hmmm, seems kinda baller to be one of these immune people. Wonder why they're immune??
1:09:00 OMG it's Kathy fucking Bates.
1:10:50 I love this lady's style... she's going down with the ship and it's beautiful. She went out like a badass, let's be honest.
1:11:37 stay calm hon, take the family car and head on down the road!!!
1:12:30 uh oh, it's the first sighting of Randall Flagg, my dream guy!!!
1:13:35 this is a trip how they keep showing up at this lady's dreamland house. Through the corn field no less, always through the corn field.
1:14:50 LOL she just calls him "East Texas"... that's so divine.
1:15:35 he'll be trapped in there if they all die, they really need to let him out.
1:16:19 oh man this fricken asshole isn't gonna kill him is he?? OMG.
1:21:28 it'd be so cool and eerie to be the only one left alive!!!
1:22:10 uh yeah I'd be taking the fucking stairs regardless man. Nobody to save you if you get trapped in the elevator, LMAO!
1:22:50 he's bound to be running into somebody else who's immune sooner or later.
1:23:50 where is she?? Hemmingwhere?!
1:26:00 darrrrk thouuuughhhh.
1:27:06 what the fuck, this kid's just nonchalantly pulling up in her driveway right now?? What the FUCK??
1:29:30 I gotta agree with him... except for going straight to the government facility. LMAO.
1:31:25 LMAO time to bang though!!!!!!!!
1:31:48 OMG I know a guy who looks like this guy.
1:33:20 even the horse is dead?! WTF?!
1:33:38 OMG the prophet is dead too.
1:33:48 uh oh, oh shit, it's a mega hot chick!!! She has a righteous looking gun too. AND a sweet lil widow's peak... fuck, I think I just fell in love.
1:34:50 she's VERY very very hot. CRAZY hot in fact.
I will be straight up, 100% honest at this moment... I would go gay for a chick like that. But in a totally non-sexual way of course.
1:36:36 oh, he's a protective one! I like it. Me so horny!
1:37:20 absolutely fascinating... without this storyline, it would not be as great a movie by a longshot.
1:38:10 OMG, that's Nadine! She's the one who got knocked up by Randall Flagg, right?! I saw something about that in one of the clips I watched the other day.
1:38:50 awww OMG he's trapped in prison! So sad!
1:41:00 this movie is a damn trip, man.
1:42:30 LMFAO that's a lot of stairs at a bad time.
1:43:14 Trashcan Man. Wow. And he's being talked to by the devil as a crow basically.
1:43:43 wow so her place is real.
1:44:15 "Once in every generation, the plague shall fall among men."
1:45:45 I love this old lady.
1:48:12 amen sister, amen amen amen.
1:48:30 he's gonna let the guy out of prison.
1:50:40 I know he's supposed to be the epitome of evil in this story but, TBH, I love his personality.
1:53:55 this lady has some fucking amazing hair.
1:55:50 OMG did he really just waste that whole cigarette??? BEFORE he started toward the tunnel no less??? That is totally fucking stupid.
1:57:50 going for the tunnel instead of the bridge WAS kind of a stupid idea though.
1:58:45 oh great and now he's wasting fucking ammo.
2:00:30 this movie is like... engrossing, no BS.
2:01:23 God Gary Sinise is fine as hell.
2:02:30 oh I really love these two, great story.
2:03:55 why is she saying no!? I don't get it?! It's the fucking apocalypse!
2:04:00 but I mean... if she doesn't wanna have sex she doesn't wanna have sex, sooo. We can go ahead and move on from this.
2:04:50 I'd have fucked him for sure though, this guy's a snack.
2:05:35 oooOooOooOooOoOooo I'm jelly!!!!!!!!!!!!
2:06:20 DAMMIT. Why did her FINE, FINE ass have to be on the dark side?!?!?!?!?!?!? LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAME.
Yeah I'm into Randall Flagg, but this other dude is way hotter. Sorry but I mean, in a purely physical way, he is though.
2:08:40 awwwwwweeeeee, this guy's a sweetie.
OMG, IT'S THE MOON GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I was wondering just when we were gonna get to meet him right as this scene began.
2:11:00 LMAO holy fuck... what's this guy's story?!?!?!?!?!?!?
2:12:00 lmfao @ them all going to Kansas City.
2:13:40 OMG!!!!!!!!!
2:18:55 LMAO that jacket.
2:19:55 I'd be dumping this Harold fuck. Bye motherfucker!
2:20:50 I totally wanna fuck Gary Sinise. But I will say this, they need to get a fucking move on to Nebraska, not sure why they're just fucking around.
2:21:50 LMAO where did their leather jackets come from, that's what I wanna know.
2:24:20 oh my damn, another hot chick. She's no Nadine... I mean she really really isn't. But in a pinch I guess she'll do okay... not wild about her but. Hopefully she can ride a bike.
2:25:55 I'd be shoving that bitch off, get your damn hand off my gun slutbag. I'm really starting to like this chick less. She's kinda ruined everything.
2:27:10 you better punish her for sayin' that, boy.
2:28:25 I'd be smacking that bitch so fucking hard, oh my God. It's the end of the world, so why the fuck not?? Smack that stupid ho.
2:28:45 BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2:30:06 "Well. That was weird." lmfaololol.
2:35:40 OMG it's another chick!!!
2:47:30 lmao, Vegas. Trashcan Man's level of devotion is sort of annoying.
2:48:55 LMFAO! OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!! Figures the tools of satan would be in Vegas!
2:49:23 so what do they claim is so special about Boulder, Colorado?
How many parts are there to this movie??? What the fuck is the rest of it about???
Hmmm. I only see parts 1 & 2 so I guess that's all there is... hopefully. I will probably get around to watching part 2 sometime.