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**Mister Obvious** · 03-25-2020, 12:12 AM

Watching me eat a bag of popcorn would be one of the most disgusting things you've ever seen.

**Mister Obvious** · 03-25-2020, 12:14 AM

The creases at the bottom of the bag harbor chunks of butter...

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

**Mister Obvious** · 03-25-2020, 12:14 AM

If you don't rip up the bag and lick it, you're being wasteful.

**Mister Obvious** · 03-25-2020, 12:18 AM

I'm almost 100% sure I have talked about this before but...

Popcorn butter...

I needs to be brought into the bedroom.

**Mister Obvious** · 03-25-2020, 02:02 AM

Popcorn butter and a sauna...

That's all I'm gonna say.

**Mister Obvious** · 03-25-2020, 02:05 AM

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**Mister Obvious** · 03-25-2020, 02:07 AM

DO IT TO MEEEEEEE.

**Mister Obvious** · 03-25-2020, 02:07 AM

LET'S DO IT TOGETHERRRRRRRRR.

**Mister Obvious** · 03-25-2020, 02:08 AM

LET'S DO IT TO EACH OTHERRRRRR.

**Mister Obvious** · 03-25-2020, 02:08 AM

*with popcorn butter

**Mister Obvious** · 03-25-2020, 02:09 AM

IT WOULD BE SO MESSY.

I WANT THIS.

**Mister Obvious** · 03-25-2020, 02:10 AM

I WANT TO LATHER IN POPCORN BUTTER AND MAKE SEX.

**Mister Obvious** · 03-25-2020, 02:11 AM

DRIPPING WITH SALTY GREASY POPCORN BUTTER.

**Mister Obvious** · 03-25-2020, 02:12 AM

POPCORN BUTTER SPLATTERS WITH EVERY THRUSTTTTTT.

**Mister Obvious** · 03-25-2020, 02:12 AM

I WANT IT ALL OVER THE WALLS.

I WANT IT ON THE CEILING.

**Mister Obvious** · 03-25-2020, 02:13 AM

Okay, I'm good.

I feel a release.

I'm satisfied.

03-25-2020, 03:52 AM

So THAT’S how Butterbean was made... Cloudnine