They want energy efficiency ...farts are currently wasteful
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I submit a proposal to install a giant vacuum system hooked up to all dwelings. In each home a suction buttcup could be used to vacuum all household farts into the central vaccuum that could run under the streets to power generation facilities where they are lit up. The average person emits 20 a day however i believe it could be as much as 100.
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(04-04-2020, 12:48 PM)Booze Allen Wrote: The average person emits 20 a day however i believe it could be as much as 100.

I've been stuffing bulbs of garlic into my face all day long for about a month, so I'm close to the latter number I think. Every time I walk into my bedroom it's like I've just parted the ass of a 100 foot-tall man and stepped inside.
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