ASMR: It's gone too far.
#61
(09-06-2020, 10:32 AM)Mister Obvious Wrote: WEL SED

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Harrded it now so it new! 

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#63
(08-12-2020, 08:08 PM)Hardstud Wrote: Elisabeth Shue Loveletter

Oooh man, ES could always turn my knees to noodles!
Can't think of her w/o hearing this song in my head...



Look out Ms. Connelly, you've got serious competition for Ultimate Dream Girl! *swoons in circles*
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#64
Aaaand as fate would have it, me and Ms. Shue are only 44% compatible. : (
Welp, at least I still have 'Adventures In Babysitting'. It's a guilty pleasure. Don't judge me.

OH my God, and who could forget Penelope Ann Miller?? [Nooow you're just sounding like a whore dude]
Man, she was Babe-a-rific!! Back to the compat-o-meter!! *Batman transition to Bat-cave*

So, me and Penny are 50% compatible. Okay, it's getting better. Still no Ms. Connelly. lol
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#65
Does anyone know the calculator’s birthdate? This is the only information I could find -> © 2008-2020 BiorhythmOnLine.com
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#66
So, you want to see if you're compatible with the biorhythm compatibility calculator?

mindblown2
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#67
Here are a couple of girls who like to use the calculator. 

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#68
Chick with the head thing is gorgeous.
I made it two minutes in. They seem like a lot of work, lol.
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#69


*expressionless stare*
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#70
Kittie noms are the best!
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#71


Aaand of course it's Asians.
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#72
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#73
This ASMR artist has 2.52 million subscribers. Does that put her in the category of soulless money grubbers? Or does it mean she's doing something right? I'm leaning towards the latter. She gets the job done for me anyway.

I take a pragmatic view of these things. My objective is to get to sleep fast. I'm not scrutinizing their personality or technique. Hell, I'm probably not watching the video, nor even listening intently to make sense of their words. ASMR is the functional equivalent of pink noise, as far as I'm concerned.

I don't want to still be tossing and turning when the alarm goes off in the morning, knowing I've missed my chance to get some Zs. If someone helps me accomplish that aim, I cannot but commend them.

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#74
(06-29-2020, 09:15 PM)somethingelseishere Wrote: And I don't know WTF dudes are thinkin' but ASMR is a chick's game.
If you're a dude doing ASMR then you should know that most people
in the world classify you as gross, creepy and way out of place.

Like male goths and cosplaytards.

There wouldn't even be a goth subculture if it weren't for male goth musicians.

#TheMoarYouKnow
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#75


WHAT THE FUCK WHYHYHYHYYYYY.

WHYYYHYHYHYHYHYYYYYYYYY.
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#76
WHYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEE
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#77
Now...

Turtle sex ASMR I could go for...

https://www.sectual.com/thread-824.html

Ohyeah
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#78


BHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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#79


This one's honestly kinda romantic, I mean at least they went to dinner first.

Action starts at 5:30!

Popcorn2
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#80
I swear turtle sex has gotta be the funniest thing in the natural world.

It's gotta be.
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