THIS is what YouTube was created for!

[Mister Obvious]

Loooorrrrrdddd.

[Guest]

What, does Ray need a nice meth addict lady?

https://www.funnyordie.com/2013/3/14/177...th-addicts

[Mister Obvious]

2:11 AAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this is awesome.

[Mister Obvious]

If I had time to waste, I would be cutting out these kind of statements and making compilation videos of Ray's greatest moments. Someone should do it, but it just isn't gonna be me.

[Mister Obvious]

It's just hilarious because he's calling the HATERS bitter... when he's clearly the most bitter muhfucka in the building!

[Mister Obvious]

"Hashtag perfect man" roflmfaolmfaoloilililolololololololo. I mean, Ray IS fucking hilarious.

[Mister Obvious]

I'm 4:30 into this video and I already really just cannot even.

[Mister Obvious]

4:40 "Boobs and a pulse" see, again with the supermodel aspect... see Ray is not looking for just any woman, Ray is looking for a boulder tittied bitch who looks like she could suck a golfball through a garden hose or something.

He reminds me of Elliot Rodger... someone who hated on "GIRRRLLLLSSSS" because they didn't want him, when really, he had retarded standards of beauty that even pretty chicks probably would not have lived up to.

In a way, this is how these types of psycho dudes keep themselves safe from ever ACTUALLY having a woman... because the woman isn't really what they want. And they certainly don't want to bungle the whole thing by ACTUALLY landing a chick, because that would ruin their pity party.

[Mister Obvious]

This is who Ray is picturing in his mind...

https://i.pinimg.com/originals/77/fb/93/...00f388.jpg

This chick comes up to Ray?

https://www.readersdigest.ca/wp-content/...00x675.jpg

Hard no.

[Mister Obvious]

Guaranteed.

[Mister Obvious]

7:15 TOLD BY WHO?!?!?!?!?!?!?1

[Mister Obvious]

Hmmm. The audio is far out of synch. Perfect excuse to stop watching right here I guess. Hate it when that happens tho.

[Guest]

Much like Elliot Rodger, Ray has a completely distorted view of himself. In reality he's no better than an average person but imagines he's one of the best people on earth. This is why he feels he "deserves" things.

[Guest]

If he sees your video he will probably fall head over heels in love.

[Mister Obvious]

He'd either hate it or love it... there would absolutely be a polarizing response.

Unless anyone has ever actually witnessed Ray in the throes of an even remotely POSITIVE interest in a woman, I wouldn't assume he is even capable of having those feelings.

Take InMendham for example, we were sorta cute with each other for a minute back in like 2016 and he definitely was able to show a more positive attitude toward me. I don't think Ray is capable of that. (InMendham started hating me after he figured out my Trump vids weren't trolling or sarcasm, LMFAO!)

[Mister Obvious]

TBH, so over Ray.

Hopefully he lives long enough to get a new shtick and develop new loops to ramble on about endlessly.

[Mister Obvious]

It's honestly so sad how crazy Ray is.

[Mister Obvious]

3:29 bwhahaha I mean, it IS fuckin' fascinating though.

[Mister Obvious]

While yes I do think that these devices are being used to spy and for absolute evil...

Lmfao, come on, I am SO GLAD that there's a camera phone in the hand of almost every psycho out there who needs to unload their mind.

[somethingelseishere]

2:11 AAAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this is awesome.

He obviously thinks he's too sexy for his shirt, cuz he NEVER PUTS THAT MOTHERFUCKER ON!! lol