I MAYBE A COCKWAFFLE

[ELFUNGCOCKWAFFLE]

BUT IM NOT A WANKER.

[Mister Obvious]

You're like somebody wanked off on a cockwaffle.

[user328]

You seem like a right tosser to me, not gonna lie.

[ELFUNGNOWANKER]

You're like somebody wanked off on a cockwaffle.

Negative im a cockwaffle but not a wanker.

[Mister Obvious]

You're a cockwaffle that got wanked on.

What part of that do you not understand?

How does that not paint a clear enough picture for you?

[user328]

At least he hasn't denied being a douchenozzle. So there's that.

[ELFUNGSCHIZO]

You're a cockwaffle that got wanked on.

What part of that do you not understand?

How does that not paint a clear enough picture for you?

I never got wanked on you douche canoe!
At least im not a fag like you ya fuckin chomo!

[ELFUNGMADMAX]

At least he hasn't denied being a douchenozzle. So there's that.

Never said I wasn't a douchenozzle.
Im just not a wanker, you fuckin hear it you scrubber?
Or does someone have to screw it into your empty fuckin ed with a battery drill?

[Guest]

To maybe or to may be, that is the question.

[Master Oblivious]

Seriously...

[Dink Beaver]

Richard has sizzling routines , I bet those fit ladies had a hard time holding back their libidos backstage

my cousin was 350 pounds and just loved him

[user328]

At least he hasn't denied being a douchenozzle.

Never said I wasn't a douchenozzle.

That's what I said, ya fucking ass canister.

[ELFUNGNINO]

That's what I said, ya fucking ass canister.

You didn't say that you crusty cunt.
But I like that ass canister term kind of reminds me of your mouth.