This is one of the ladies I want to be when I grow up...
#81
(Yesterday, 09:01 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote:

You know what...

Here's what I think.

I think the reason all of this has worked so well for Melissa is because she BELIEVES IN IT.

For real.

I think if you rubbed tiger sperm on yourself every single day and BELIEVED it would WORK...

Then it absolutely fucking would in exactly the same way as everything Melissa's done has worked.

I truly believe this.

And as one wise man wrote in the comments of one of Melissa's videos...

The good ageing is most likely attributed to minimal sun damage more than anything else.

The only places I've ever been sunburned (apart from my face maybe a couple times slightly in the long distant past) is on my chest and my back. I was never exposed to the sun as a youth and have only ever gotten sun on my chest unintentionally, before I realized how bad that was and made sure it never happens again.

I think that sun damage is the main reason for ageing badly, but genetics of course plays a part, then environmental factors as well as bad food and bad habits.

If I rubbed crushed up lightning bugs all over myself (what kinda sick fuck?!) and BELIEVED it was the fountain of youth, I guarantee it would work.

Bottom line...

Stay out of the sun, eat healthy, stay hydrated, and slather yourself in whatever magic sauce you believe in, cuz that's all there is to it.

Oh and don't get fat.

Obviously.
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#82
(Yesterday, 08:34 PM)Guest Wrote: Uh...more of these type ladies please

https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQJj5wG0mm8E8IhjRUrMiAUTGQMtgXESXjZIaOs4M_2FosOMss&s

Is that the chick from Planet of the Apes?
(10-16-2019, 02:21 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: If you say no, it's gayer than saying yes.
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#83
Yeah honey i really liked when she was in the cage and couldnt talk just grunt amd sniff
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#84
you should not   try for anything , you are my precious ladybug dancing  across the sky

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#85
*sheds a single tear*
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#86
God help us, MO.

This fellow sees the aforementioned Jennifer Moleski as the kind of woman we don't want you to be when you grow up.

And he gives some pretty compelling reasons for thinking so. Sad Nana

(10-16-2019, 02:21 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: If you say no, it's gayer than saying yes.
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#87
Also, your namesake YouTuber has the top comment on that video.

It has to be a fucking sign, right?
(10-16-2019, 02:21 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: If you say no, it's gayer than saying yes.
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#88
Is everything we do ultimately IN VAIN?!?

(10-16-2019, 02:21 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: If you say no, it's gayer than saying yes.
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#89
(7 minutes ago)Devastatia Wrote: Also, your namesake YouTuber has the top comment on that video.

It has to be a fucking sign, right?

What The Fuck

mindblown

IT'S ALL TOO MUCH.
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