Anyone else LOVE the smell of WD-40!?

[Mister Obvious]

I'd wear it as perfume, no BS.

[Guest]

I use it all over the place , maybe you belong in a garage like some kind of tool girl for the mechanics

[Guest]

It's great for huffing.

[user328]

Ah, that light, sweet aroma that harkens back to many a mechanical misadventure.

Some men wear it like Skin Bracer by Mennen.

[somethingelseishere]

That's gonna be a nope for me dawg.

[user328]

A little dab'll do ya!

[somethingelseishere]

Maybe just behind the ears.

[52]

I'm more of fertilizer,  and garde hose.

[Nunk]

Jijijiji!!!

Spraay to door no croak left, and for nowse is smeeling like FLOWWRE and PUSSY! Is tru.

[Mister Obvious]

[Guest]

https://www.duchinese.net/

"I'd like to du some Chinese."

MO: "I've got ya du right here baby. "

[Dark Dick]

LOL. The "WD" must really stand for "Wank Dick" of a 40-year old.

No wonder you like the musky smell so much, Fannie.

[Nunk 2.0]

I fell into the mouth of the eager at dusk, studied deep in the belly of midnight, and was shat out of the buttcrack of dawn a learned man. I stand before you now, covered in a thin and glistening skein of feces, speaking pitch-perfect English.

[Mister Obvious]

Okay well, that is better.

See, I knew you could do it.

[Mister Obvious]

(Nunk is a buttbaby... verified.)

[Guest]

Any petroleum product on a chick is a deal breakee. Need to shower and degrease then i can rub magic lotion on you then back to the kitchen with mazola

[Mister Obvious]

I didn't know WD-40 had gas in it...

No wonder it smells so good!!!

[somethingelseishere]

"Say what again! SAY! WHAT! AGAIN! I DARE ya, I double-dare you
muthafucka! Say what one mo' GOTDAMN time!"

ROFL!! Always cracks me up!!

[user328]

Good times, good times!

[somethingelseishere]

"DOES? HE? LOOK?! LIKE?! A BITCH?!?!"

ROFL!! Greatness.