Five Word Chain Story
#1
Keep it going in five words. Here we go!

Deafening silence fell upon us...
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#2
when she lifted her dress...
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#3
It looked like a mess...
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#4
She hadn't shaved in months.

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#5
Suddenly, in walks a Martian...
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#6
... with a huge green hardon.

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#7
"I've come for that ass."
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#8
She reached for her revolver.

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#9
But there wasn't enough time.
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#10
The Martian grabbed her wrist.

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#11
She exclaimed, "I have STDs!"
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#12
He replied, "So do I."

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#13
Out of ideas, she submitted.
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#14
When a thunderous cry emerged...
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#15
Instantly, he lost his boner.
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#16
It was his Martian wife.
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#17
There'd be hell to pay...
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#18
"Not this shit again, Chester!"

(A Martian named Chester? I guess it's just the human translation of his Martian name. Let's go with it.)
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#19
It's Chester, the Martian molester.
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#20
"It's not how it looks!"
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