Have you ever stepped on your own toe??

[Mister Obvious]

I gotta tell ya...

There's a distinctly unique feeling of monumental fail that encompasses such a misstep.

[Guest]

were you wearing sandals or slippers or bare feet ?

are the nails painted ?

do you have toenail fungus ?

do you have athletes foot ?

what size are they ?

my step father has a large growth on his foot like elephant man

[Mister Obvious]

Whoa.

Whoa dude.

Just whoa.

[Luxury-Taco]

Better call a toe-truck!

[Dark Dick]

Yep, it makes all your movements shut down.

Aslo, I was wanting to mention this to you earlier. I was pointing my toe and noticed my foot looks like a dick with big balls.

[Luxury-Taco]

Stop running around like a toe-nado and take it easy, girl.

[Mister Obvious]

lmao.

Just lmao.