Why aren't there more instructional songs, like "The Gambler" by Kenny Rogers??

[Mister Obvious]

Why isn't there a song about how to change a tire??

"Air In My Spare" or "Jack In The Back"...

It can be made catchy and fun.

No songs about how to upholster furniture??

Or how to make lasagna??

WTF?

[Mister Obvious]

Songs that teach the principles of life...

Gnomesayin'??

[Mister Obvious]

No songs about how to upholster furniture??

And obviously Jack White needs to be the one to grant this gift to the world...



Just fuckin' sayin'...

[Mister Obvious]

The world needs this.

Don't sleep on the instructional music genre.

For real.

[user328]

Paul Simon - 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover

[Mister Obvious]

Paul Simon - 50 Ways to Leave Your Lover

Was it something I said?

"Jack In The Back"

No need to be coy, Roy.

[Guest]

you are onto something like say a lumberjack cutting a tree

plenty of rappers sing about carjacking and killing police that's doing stuff too you know

[Guest]

You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have The facts of life.

[ELFUNGUSCARESLESS]

Cos no one give a fuck about that shit no more, like you said once when on the road how the dudes at jiffy lube sorted out your pussy I mean car
"Oh baby, how I installed your new window frames, and it almost make you came!" No one gives a shit about such shit no more its just MONEY MONEY MONEY SEX SEX SEX