Elon Musk pumping Dogecoin...
#41
Lastnight when I was surfing YouTube livestreams pirating the show...

Some of them were broadcasting the commercial breaks too, and I noticed it's like the early 2000s again.

Shit maybe even more like the late 90s, early 2000s.

I don't EVERRRRR watch actual TV (like with commercials and shit) so I had NO idea that's what it was like these days.

And I looked at Miley on stage at the end of the show with all her patchily covered tattoos peaking out (she probably got sweaty and had outfits rubbing against her)...

It just made me think...

Is she a relic?

Where is this society going??

What the fuck is even going on???

We're supposed to be clean and Christian and respectable now?

Like, okay, I started out that way, thanks a lot.
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#42
But I noticed that at the very moments when Elon was on screen and Doge would start to drop hard, they would aggressively go after the pirated livestreams, saw 3 or 4 get shut down.
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#43
At a certain point, pretty early on, damage control was summoned.

I'm sure they've got the meme team on it today.
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#44
(05-09-2021, 08:28 AM)Mister Obvious Wrote: I can honestly feel Elon's pain.

I should have never tried to get inside his mind because now I just can't unknow it.

Sigh.

Well, given that he is going to be switching the tesla batteries over to Nickel cathode, which mars is teeming with, without any Oceans hampering the drilling process, he is going to become the world’s first trillionaire. That could be a salve for whatever pain you’re detecting, though they say money is no cure for existential malaise. Either way, good thing he owns the Boring company with those massive tunnel-making machines, aka drills on steroids, because that’s really going to make mining Mars a hell of a lot more efficient.
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#45
Zoom in on the Doge chart and look at the shape and height of the recent spikes...

https://coinmarketcap.com/currencies/dogecoin

The 3 month view is good...

Shows the most notable action.

It'll spike higher but probably with less sustain at least one more time before it plateaus and stays near the same price from there on out...

It's an historical vanity coin now, it's a collectors' item...

It's actually in the top 2 most famous cryptos of all time...

Everybody's heard of Bitcoin...

Some have heard of ETH, but more sheeple now have heard of Doge than ETH.

Yes it is a "meme coin" and it's "worthless"...

But it's the first of its kind and for that reason alone it'll be above $2 steady at some point, and will probably just stay there forever.
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#46
If I am wrong about everything...

If I really am just wronger than wrong and I really do suck that much...

Then fuck me, you know what...

The aliens just need to come and take me away.
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#47
(05-09-2021, 09:13 AM)Atma Wrote: Well, given that he is going to be switching the tesla batteries over to Nickel cathode, which mars is teeming with, without any Oceans hampering the drilling process, he is going to become the world’s first trillionaire. That could be a salve for whatever pain you’re detecting, though they say money is no cure for existential malaise. Either way, good thing he owns the Boring company with those massive tunnel-making machines, aka drills on steroids, because that’s really going to make mining Mars a hell of a lot more efficient.

To tell you the truth, I don't know how Elon can survive if he truly is trying to make great changes.

He just lined the pockets of shit tons of average Joes with his Dogecoin ride, and he went on ntl. TV and tried to take it even further, tried to give it EVEN MORE...

And it crashed because of the way he was received, which I personally did not expect.

I expected it to either crash or not crash, but if it crashed, I figured it'd be because he DIDN'T mention it, and I figured he'd just flush us all down the toilet and basically flip us off with the entire cast of SNL whilst engaging in one offensive, politically charged skit after another with the punchline of "Joke's on you, sheeple fucks!"

But no...

That's not what happened.

He came out, introduced himself to the world in (my opinion) the most genuine way he could...

Tried to let everyone know about Doge in hopes it'd take people to the moon...

But instead people were all like, "OMG, Elon's kinda weird, right?"

Proving once again why humanity is prettymuch shit.
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#48
That's honest to God how I see the way it went down.
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#49
I'm sure it'd make anybody feel better to become the first trillionaire...

But once you have so much money, it kind of becomes meaningless.
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#50
A lot of people just got so rich from crypto over the past several months that they don't even know what the fuck to do.

There's a sort of 'lost' feeling behind it, sort of just no way to quantify that much wealth.

What does it even mean?

What do we even do with it?

There's just so much of it.

This is what a lot of people are feeling right now.

I'm serious, there needs to be an emotional support group for crypto investors.

One that doesn't shop itself as investment advice or some kinda stupid club...

One that shops itself as an EMOTIONAL SUPPORT system. Lmao.
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#51
If people think that shit went the way Elon wanted it to, they're smokin' crack.
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#52
Expectation vs. Reality indeed.
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#53
I know how Elon feels.
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#54
This was his smoothest mention of Doge...



Some people have zero acting ability whatsoever and Elon is one of those people.

I've seen other people like that, and they're usually men.

I also know some people would say the overly bad acting was fake, but no...

That shit right there isn't fake.

And check out the weekend update news guy, he has no idea what's going on with crypto.
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#55
Elon's a little ahead of his time, but aren't we all...

Fuck waiting any longer, humanity is ready whether they like it or not.
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#56
Here's a clip of Grimes with Poppy (click here for the Poppy thread) and her acting is pretty bad in general as well...



I think they were trying to make her acting seem purposely weird and bad, but if you look at this video...



You can tell that she really just can't act. She's better than Elon... but holy shit not by much, and it's very obvious why the two of them are together now.
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#57
When people so obviously CANNOT act worth a fuck...

It's much easier to read them because they can't hide things.
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#58
I noticed Elon's body language twice lastnight...



At 0:11, when he walked onto the stage for his intro, he sort of struck his "God Emperor Elon" pose briefly before he realized, "Oh shit wait, WTF, I'm on SNL..." then it sorta all cascaded down into the Doge crash. Almost like peaking and then realizing you're fucking tripping and then everything just goes chaotic.

The next time I noticed his body language was after he declared Doge was going to take over the world...



At 1:42 you can see it. It's this wiggle he does. That's one of Elon's signature body language movements whenever he says something he wants to reassure people about (like this part in my commentary of his Joe Rogan appearance)...

Maybe Elon doesn't even realize that most of this shit is a terrible idea. Lmao!

Colonizing Mars, totally dumb, I've explained why it'll never work...

As long as Elon takes the right approach from the start, things will be fine and I'll have no reason to be mad at the guy...

https://www.sectual.com/thread-9180-post...#pid135689
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#59
Brickwall 
I think everyone just needs to relax.

DON'T YOU?!?!?!?!??!/!
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#60
OMG, have I ever read Elon's birth chart??

I should do that.
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