Elon Musk pumping Dogecoin...

[Mister Obvious]

With that adorable lisp, Grimes owes it to herself and the world to stay natural and don't go plastic. She's meant to be forever young. Certain cosmetic procedures instantly add an easy 10-15 years to one's appearance. Breast implants and lip injections/implants are the #1 most aging cosmetic procedures there are. No faster way to add 15 years to your appearance. Nose jobs, meh, they don't really age that much but it'd be a huge mistake for Claire regardless.

[Mister Obvious]

No matter how old you are when you get the breast implants, you will instantly look 40+... horrible.

[Mister Obvious]

https://nypost.com/2022/01/25/elon-musk-...t-dogecoin

Lmao...

Sigh.

Oh, Elon.

[Mister Obvious]

NGL...

I'd get a crypto debit card just to pay for my McD's with Doge.

Or however it's done.

I have no idea...

Is that bad?

Elon, explain how we'd do that. Lol.

[Mister Obvious]

I'm totes down for it, I just need some directions from the DogeFather.

[Mister Obvious]

Two cheeseburgers, no ketchup. Large fry. 10 piece McNuggets with sweet 'n sour. Thanks.

[Guest]

And then ?

[Mister Obvious]

fkn looooool

[Guest]

One doge mcburguer fellet samich

[Dark Dick]

Two cheeseburgers, no ketchup. Large fry. 10 piece McNuggets with sweet 'n sour. Thanks.

Don't forget something to drink.

You should get a milkshake.  Dessert and drink in one.

[Mister Obvious]

How could I forget the DRANK!?

Orange soda.

Never not orange soda.

Always orange soda.

[Dark Dick]

How could I forget the DRANK!?

Orange soda.

Never not orange soda.

Always orange soda.

I'll lie on the ground and you can sit on my chest while you eat.

~fap~fap~fap~fap~fap~

[zenba]

i haven't eaten any mcdonalds in at least 10 years and i never will eat there again.

[Mister Obvious]

[zenba]

[Mister Obvious]

Oh fuck that's a good one!!!!!!!!

[zenba]

danhausen has some of the best instincts for timing, facial expressions, inflections, and intonations that i've ever seen. he debuted on AEW last night, made me so happy.

[Mister Obvious]

10/10 would bang.

[Dark Dick]

As you know, I've discussed this whole "how to tan" situation in the past...

https://www.sectual.com/thread-12242.html

I've run the gambit about what to wear in the sun, but this is what I've concluded...

It's best to obviously be wearing SOMETHING, than to appear potentially naked.

So we're going with the denim thong shorts.

Also, eat your cheesburgers, fries, chicken nuggets and orange soda while you're tanning.

Oh yeah and remember we talked about wearing a poncho.

[Mister Obvious]

Also, eat your cheesburgers, fries, chicken nuggets and orange soda while you're tanning.

Oh yeah and remember we talked about wearing a poncho.

Oh I remember our poncho discussion...