Elon Musk pumping Dogecoin...

[Guest]

Fine
I will take my bitterness loserness and fuknoff

[Mister Obvious]

My only request to Elon is that he doesn't stop busting nuts in Grimes.

[Mister Obvious]

Give us more, Spacedaddy.

[Mister Obvious]

More more more.

[Mister Obvious]

Grimes will always be Elon's favorite...



That clit is lit.

[Mister Obvious]

In you I taste God...

[Mister Obvious]

So fucking hot.

[Guest]

I guess for a Trump fan like yourself...
This is all hip and cool..while being dishonest and disingenuous

[Mister Obvious]

I guess for a Trump fan like yourself...
This is all hip and cool..while being dishonest and disingenuous

*smears menstrual blood on your face*

[Guest]

I see your being rude today toward me.
Triggered no doubt becuase I take the moral high ground.
It's expected. But you'll regret saying these things to me later

[Guest]

Cus you will know that I didn't attack you with words or anything. So you will be feeln like asshole..again for banning me

[Guest]

Why being asshole to me ..not being one with you. Just cus we disagree with Elon dosnt mean you have to call me loser. That that hurts. Even thou your true. Dosnt make it right to say it

[Mister Obvious]

I didn't call YOU a loser, I was referencing your particular flavor of bitterness.

[Mister Obvious]

Maybe direct your loser bitterness to the right places if you're gonna do it at all, which you shouldn't...

"Loser bitterness" is a special flavor of bitterness that arises when somebody's not excelling in some area that they look up to in others and they CHOOSE to get bitter instead of getting better.

[Mister Obvious]

Elon and Grimes' children are the prime examples of EXACTLY what I've been saying on other threads about Generation Alpha (b. 2015 - 2030) for YEARS...

https://www.sectual.com/thread-9180-post...#pid128973

https://www.sectual.com/thread-358-post-...#pid146625

Mark my words, folks.

[Mister Obvious]

They've been prophesied for a long time...

I started talking about it on here around 2019, but I've known about it for close to a decade.

This is some of the reason folks have been ditching their old bodies to get born into Generation Alpha for the past couple years...

They wanna go to space, and they're gonna go to fuckin' space.

Step aside and let it happen.

Resistance is futile.

Praise Generation Alpha, for they are worthy...



On your knees, motherfuckers.



They're coming...

Many are already here.

They're still sucklin' mommy's titties and shittin' their nappies...

But they're here and they will not be stopped.

The biggest creators of Generation Alpha are Generation X, and Y.

Gen Z's kids will be Beta...

They'll be the ones playing video games while Alpha is in space (or working ground control) fucking shit up and taking officially issued hush-hush designer space drugs.

Don't expect Alpha to act like they love you...

They will, but they have more important things to do.

Alpha = 2015 - 2025. Some can spill over from 2010 to 2032.

Every Generation Alpha worth their weight in salt (there will be very few who aren't) will carry around a black pill...

They'll never take it though. They might give it to somebody else ;)

They won't be pussies afraid to die...

They're coming out harder than nails and leaving the same way.

They will literally laugh death in the face and fuck its eyesockets on the way out.

Beta will get into space after Alpha pioneers the whole 9 yards...

Most of Beta will be ground control, or less-than positions though.

A lot of Alpha will have to do their jobs until they're pretty old.

The toughest fuckers of the Alpha generation are between 2015-2025, there are stragglers from 2010 - 2032.

[Mister Obvious]

The article doesn't say whether the surrogate was human or not, so it's possible the new kid was born with space blood

I'll be honest I didn't even read the whole fucking article but earlier I was gonna say they should have at least 4 kids...

She told the outlet that they plan to have more children too: "We've always wanted at least three or four."

Muwahahaha... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA YAAAAAAAAASSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Is it obvious that I'm really fucking excited?

Lmao.

I guess they're doing some hoity-toity rich-bitch shit where they're using Claire's eggs, Elon's sperm, and some other chick's body to incubate it.

I meeean...

Yeah it's weird.

It's something you could basically only afford to do with Elon Spacefather, Richest Man in the World.

But hey, I support their decision because you know what...

Claire's beautiful delicious body should be spared the heinous atrocities of childbearing.

But wow...

How insanely wickedly spot-on was I about Elon wanting MORE of Clarie's product?

God I love being right...

Even when it hurts.

Seriously, he wants her fucking babies so bad he's willing to pay a bajillion dollars to incubate them in somebody else's body because Grimes wants to maintain her youthful appearance.

That's some pretty hardcore want right there.

With this method, they could have multiple babies incubating in multiple people all at the same time...

With no downtime for Claire.

Absolutely fucking brilliant.

They should keep doing it.

She should bear another one herself before she's 40 though.

That's just my personal opinion.

She'll probably assess the situation re: her bond with the baby (she's the only one who will notice if there's any difference) and decide from there.

If the bond is fine, I'd say go ahead and get three different surrogates walking around out there pregnant with Elon/Grimes' baby at the same time.

Oh man, Sci-Fi World, I gotta say, I kinda love you...

A lot.

[Mister Obvious]

This whole entire thing is so far beyond thrilling that it's absolutely retarded.

I'm obsessed.

I love it.

I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mister Obvious]

The article says they're "back together" but live separately etc.

Wow man what a fucking DREAM situation.

WHAT A DREAAAAAMMMMMM.

My God what a dream.

Those are two of the luckiest people on the entire planet.

Wow.

He wanted her babies so bad he's getting them incubated in other people.

WRAP YOUR FUCKING MIND AROUND THAT!

LET IT FUCKING SINK IN.

I TOLD YOU.

I told you.

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

MUAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!

[Mister Obvious]

God bless Elon and Grimes to the edges of eternity, for real.

This is some of the weirdest most expansive shit I've ever heard of in my entire life and I love it more than mere words could ever do justice.