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Any other shit kicking asshole out there isn't even worth putting up with...
But Elon? Only man in the world worth submitting to.
And it's not because of his finances, it's because of his position in the space front.
This is very serious, probably the most serious shit in the world at this juncture, and ANYONE involved with or close to him has to be verified trustworthy, verified not to run their fucking mouth, and verified to be on the same page, ride or die... absolutely no exceptions.
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WHAT HAPPENS WHEN ORIGINAL ELON EMERGES FROM THE TEMPORAL SCHISM AND ATTEMPTS TO DO BATTLE WITH NEW ELON?
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Elon and Grimes: The Benefits of Aging Backward
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It must be noted that Grimes' backward aging was genetic, whereas Elon's was mostly purchased, however it is simply hair related magic and very little plastic, to be fair. Some Botox likely involved, but no fakery even close to the level of your dime per dozen p0rnstar.
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Grimes' youthful appearance can be attributed to lack of sun exposure, her (natural) nose and lips, lack of weight fluctuation throughout teenage years to the 30s, and some attributes of her individual personality.
I guess since Elon is in a open relationship with two other woman
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It's TWO other women now??
Loose lips sink spaceships.
I'm just saying...
Juggling all these bitches will be his downfall.
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My opinions go back and forth on the bitches aspect until I remember that space exploration hangs in the balance...
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Nothing is worth risking space exploration right now, if Elon fucks it up, a lot of progress will be totally lost.
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That's probably their #1 goal with this fuckin' guy...
Clearly the bitches are his weakness.
Grimes is different cuz she actually has his babychildren...
I like her, I just don't like how she runs her mouth.
But any randoms that he meets and starts getting personal with...
No, just no.
It's not worth it.
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I gotta be honest...
I agree with prettymuch everything Coleman Hughes said in this video.
Well he's racking up a fine score. Bagging these young cats
Elon probably treats sex like work to. He's got to get it done fast and hard
No coffee breaks
Clock in clock out
Putin would give Elon a dirt nap. Putin is like karate master. Elon and his man boobs got nothing in putin
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Guest's new name is Gay4Putin.
Imagine Putin capturing Elon and holding the richest man in the world for ransom
I'm on Alex Jones side for desculating this war
Even Jones is agreeing with pope Francis on this conflict
You can say I'm gay for Putin I'm just trying to survive.
He's a smart dude and I don't want to be caught on his bad side
If you can't beat them join them kinda mentality
If he rolls up in this place starts taking over. I'm surrendering
I'll turn commie in a heart beat
Love your insults from that mouth
*Smears balls in your face* Dez nutz
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(03-18-2022, 08:10 PM)gay4putin Wrote: Imagine Putin capturing Elon and holding the richest man in the world for ransom
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