Elon Musk pumping Dogecoin...

[Guest]

gnite

[Mister Obvious]

*muah*

[Guest]

stop that
i forbid it

i dont play like that

i keep it real

i dont roll like dat

[Mister Obvious]

[Mister Obvious]

That's you on the bottom.

[Guest]

wag your tail feathers for somethin else chatwoman

dont be doin here

aint fallin for that trick

[Mister Obvious]

Wait, it seemed like an insult but now that I think about it, it just makes it seem like I'm willing to get on top and that's not true.

[Guest]

This was Fun, enjoy your nite

[Mister Obvious]

Elon Musk has never even impregnated a real blonde.

[Mister Obvious]

[Mister Obvious]

I'm sure it's a real popcorn worthy moment for anybody who gives a shit, but I don't.

[Atma]

I just learned that Elon Musk founded PayPal.
I didn't THINK I was living under a rock, but... wtf...

[Mister Obvious]

https://www.twitter.com/elonmusk/status/...6377908225

He's right.

[Mister Obvious]

https://www.twitter.com/elonmusk/status/...4437243904

And so it begins.

[Mister Obvious]

Hopefully none of his dumb romantic mistakes will end up costing him BIGLY...

Cuz the world could really benefit from what he has to offer.

Stay smart Elon. Don't make silly mistakes.

[Mister Obvious]

https://www.twitter.com/elonmusk/status/...1749016577

God bless!

[Mister Obvious]

I like this whole flying in the face of PC culture thingy, I hope it catches on.

[user328]

Should I get back on Twitter? Given the much larger potential audience compared to Gab, my schtick could take off hugely.

[Mister Obvious]

It looks like Twitter's heading into an unprecedented time of perfection and golden age for a persona such as yours, so my vote is hell yeah.

I definitely would if I had it within me to use any other platform besides a classic forum. Alas, not even Elon is gonna spark that ability in me.

[Mister Obvious]

Niiiiiiice!!!

If I had a gosh darned Twitter account, I'd follow ya right now!!!