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If things are ending, it's because Elon got what he wanted.
Just makes me wonder what happened with Talulah?
They were married TWICE.
She never reproduced with him.
Did Elon just not get what he wanted with that one, or do they have some embryos out there??
See, these are the questions you really gotta ask when it comes to Elon Musk.
Cuz apparently, he's just going around with several of his babies incubating in various bodies, and he's not even telling his new "love" interests about it.
I guess they've gotta be down with "the mission" anyway... so if they're pissed/feel betrayed when they find out about all his buns in all those ovens, they should just shove that back, y'know, FOR THE MISSION.
Yup. It's like 50 Shades of Grey in Space.
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(07-19-2022, 04:57 PM)Chatwoman Wrote: Is it just to have his own army?? Is it to send a troupe of his progeny to Mars?? Who exactly is gonna be on those Martian missions??
He probably WILL send some of his own progeny to Mars.
Why all the focus on Mars though??
He's gonna have to send people out into local space too.
He will need to breed enough to have both ground control, mission control, AND local space jobs lead/filled by some of his own progeny.
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He should have started on this whole rampant reproduction thingy at least 10 years ago.
Gotta scale it up, Elon.
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I mean, Elon REALLY COULD be the most prolific man in history if he wanted to.
He'd have to industrialize his sperm at a certain point, but he could go down in history as the actual Space Daddy.
It's entirely possible and totally doable.
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Maybe Elon REALLY SHOULD father hundreds and hundreds of children.
If no one else is stepping up to the plate for the 'genius sperm bank', then why the fuck shouldn't it be Elon?
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Place your bets on how many children you think Elon Musk will ultimately father.
My guess is 60.
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Trying to keep it realistic.
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I feel like progress with Elon is sooo slow, even though he always acts like he's super busy.
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Is it trying to say there's an alien with a big dick driving Elon like a ship??
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It looks like an alien seated at a gloryhole with a controller hooked to Elon's brain.
But it's like, driving Elon.
That's hot.
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1550131502179971072
No, you gotta get NAKED.
All the way.
As rich as Elon is, why doesn't he own a super secluded piece of land solely for naked sunbathing?
Hey listen, we've figured this out before...
https://www.sectual.com/thread-12242.html
You gotta make sure you tan everything even down to your ass crack.
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It looks like the Alien is also taking a dump.
Hands Up! Panties Down!
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Elon reminds me of myself, and I like that.
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(07-21-2022, 04:43 PM)Chatwoman Wrote: You gotta make sure you tan everything even down to your ass crack.
You gotta bend over something for about 20 minutes straight to let the sun get between your ass cheeks.
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Maybe a giant wedge pillow would work well for this.
I'll need Elon to come and test this out with me.
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ERRYBODY wanna fuck Elon.
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