Elon Musk pumping Dogecoin...

[Mister Obvious]

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1560293928045162497

A future where people are such total pussies, they can't even drive cars.

Elon definitely is trying to take one of the most enjoyable things in the world away from us...

That's a fact.

[Mister Obvious]

How can you even appear truly manly stepping out of a self-driving car??

I can't picture it... I can't imagine it.

Real men aren't gonna want self-driving cars... girly men will.

Men who have never touched a hammer and a nail... those are the men who will want self-driving cars.

Useless.

[Mister Obvious]

I no longer have a sexual preference for Elon Musk because I feel that his self-driving electric cars are attempting to make us lame and gay, and take away a major aspect of freedom in this country that is foundational to its culture.

You fucked it all up, Elon.

You should have just focused on space instead of trying to take away something countless millions of Americans enjoy and revel in.

I cannot believe you.

[Mister Obvious]

Fuck you, buddy.

[Mister Obvious]

https://twitter.com/chazman/status/1561742293496897536

I felt the consciousness of the navigation system and it had emotion.

It was very interesting... it felt like the type of emotion that is present in animals but not humans.

[Mister Obvious]

It was a very primal, pure and even innocent sense of emotion.

But ultimately, I feel sorry for it.

The whole thing is unnatural and it's wrong to bottle up and enslave consciousness in such a way.

Humanity's fall is gonna be a long and hard one at this point.

[Mister Obvious]

I've been thinking, and I guess as long as manually driving the vehicle is always an option, I'd be okay with it...

It's naive to think they'll allow manual driving of the vehicle when they're not even gonna put side mirrors on the fuckers though.

Agh... it's just not okay. Driving is a human right. There's gonna be more than a fuss if they try to take that away from us.

Just another way Elon could go from being universally loved to universally fucking hated.

[Mister Obvious]

And it's not a matter of "I don't care if they hate me"... save that for viewpoints and goals that DON'T impede on people's God given rights. Driving is a God given right at this point. We've been doing it for a long time and we're not gonna give it up.

[Mister Obvious]

Until Elon starts prioritizing Teslas which maximize solar charging and until he focuses on making Tesla SUVs, I can tell he's not really in line with the true vision for humanity's future. If you can't sleep in it comfortably, it's not a vehicle for the future.

Step it the fuck up and give the people what they really want, Elon.

[Mister Obvious]

The future is local space travel in solo vehicles... mining payload vehicles. Solo mining missions. Space pilots who do temporary mining missions.

If you think the Earth based humans aren't going to want the same thing terrestrially (solo exploration vehicles meant for living in), you've got another thing coming.

Bring balance here.

[Mister Obvious]

Don't be a half-assed visionary.

Where is the Tesla SUV, where is the Tesla van?

Do you really want a healthy, freedom based future for humanity?

Prove it, cuz guess what Elon... we still live on earth.

[Mister Obvious]

Teslas need to be bigger so they can be SLEPT IN, and they need fucking MAXIMUM solar power/charging. Fucking period. When you're out camping and actually ENJOYING THE PLANET, you shouldn't have to be worried about charging your car in a town somewhere... especially when you got taxed the shit out of and forced to fucking own an electric vehicle you never wanted in the first place. Cuz let's be honest, that's what they're trying to do.

Are you our friend Elon, or are you our mortal enemy? Are you the enemy of our freedom? Prove that you're really on our side, cuz I just don't see it yet.

[Mister Obvious]

Effin' heck, Elon... effin' heck.

[Mister Obvious]

Just do the right thing.

[Mister Obvious]

https://people.com/human-interest/elon-m...lationship

These pics of younger Elon are fire. He's hot and you can't say he's not.

I go back and forth between wanting to bang super hard and being mad at him.

[Mister Obvious]

I mean, I wanna fuck but I don't wanna fuck, you know what I mean??

[Dark Dick]

This might get Elon interested in Thailand again.

LOL. Remember that incident with the trapped Thai boyscouts in the cave and the Expat diver.

[Guest]

I am staying in a really seedy hotel and these two girls walked out the front door with bouncy boobs and I just felt like pouncing on them like I was Elon musk
Then this dude dressed as a lady sauntered out and his legs were still covered in dark hair . I just thought really man that’s not even trying

[Mister Obvious]

Sounds like enough to kill a boner to me!

[Dark Dick]

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1560293928045162497

A future where people are such total pussies, they can't even drive cars.

LOL.  In this movie driving cars is illegal.