Elon Musk pumping Dogecoin...

[Mister Obvious]

Laaaaame.

[Mister Obvious]

I guess I expected too much out of Elon.

But I mean, damn, come on...

He IS the richest man in the world.

[Mister Obvious]

I mean...

This is basically Elon Musk having purchased a glorified, ridiculously overpriced message board, then becoming the most popular member on it. Which is what always happens when you're the owner of a message board.

Every post he makes is the equivalent of a post on a message board like this... only, his message board is one of the biggest on the internet.

He feels about the platform the exact same way we feel about our message boards... it's just like when we rebrand one of our own sites, or acquire a fun new domain name.

We can all share vicariously in the immense joy Elon is feeling right now.

I think we should join hands...

I think we should come together, to celebrate for Elon.

[Mister Obvious]

Oh Elon, God Emperor of X...

We are so proud of you.

[Mister Obvious]

(Come on, just humor me.)

[Mister Obvious]

Should be happening now.

[Mister Obvious]

So he's just changing the logo and it'll still be Twitter.com. Disappointing. I want it all now.

[Mister Obvious]

I WANT IT ALL NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mister Obvious]

Elon is rich enough to buy his nerdiest fantasies into reality.

[Mister Obvious]

TBH, a lot of people are but... lol, the apple of one's eye doesn't normally cost $44bn.

[Mister Obvious]

He's playing around with one of the internet's most popular sites, at least at the time of writing.

This is so exciting.

[Mister Obvious]

X will eventually replace Google too. That's the idea.

[Mister Obvious]

Elon changed his bio to X.com so clearly he's expecting people to go there.

X.com redirecting to Twitter is not that impressive.

But maybe the average normie doesn't know that...

*cringe*

[Mister Obvious]

It's like watching a magic trick you know the secret to.

[Mister Obvious]

They're making progress with the URLs... e.g., X.com/elonmusk redirects to his Twitter profile.

[Mister Obvious]

https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1683301504248061952

https://x.com/i/status/1683301504248061952

Very nice.

[Mister Obvious]

One of the coolest domain names... at least as far as length, great vanity domain.

[Mister Obvious]

I love it and I cannot lie.

[Mister Obvious]

So much cooler than Twitter.

[Mister Obvious]

I might even use his site now that it won't be lame anymore... the possibility is at least on the table.