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(06-17-2023, 01:32 PM)Chatwoman Wrote: I've decided that I have a crush on Bob Lazar.
(06-17-2023, 01:40 PM)Chatwoman Wrote: In interviews, Bob has said that he has always wondered why they chose him to work at S4.
I really think it's because he's clearly different, you can tell that just by looking at him.
Bob Lazar doesn't look quite like anybody else.
And the things he does, all his weird experiments... who does that??
Somebody who is highly different.
Different how??
Well I would guess that Bob Lazar is probably a remnant of some other type of human that was created by an intervening advanced civilization.
Think about it...
There are all the different blood types, all the differences between humans that we don't even know about yet...
Even beyond what is already plain to our eyes, like differences in appearance.
Who knows to what extent these advanced beings fucked with Earth's lifeforms.
Are these supposed to be Bob Lazar's parents?
https://www.instagram.com/p/BjAFZRLFK-I
Whatever it is, he clearly got it from his mom.
She's the one with the remnant.
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I just personally think Bob Lazar is fine as fuck, even as an old dude.
He's the kinda guy I'd love to be with if I was gonna be with one.
Phones tapped, surveillance vans, being listened to and watched constantly...
Threat of being taken out if you say too much, not caring and saying it anyway, life on the edge!
That's my kinda love. That's my comfort zone.
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I think it's a shame they ever gave Bob a hard time over that whole neighborhood brothel thingy...
He was just trying to make some ladies' dreams come true?!
We all need a Bob Lazar in our lives.
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I'd like to have encounters with Bob Lazar too...
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11:42 exactly...
Thus, Bob Lazar's existence.
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12:14 I wanna make sweet love to Bob Lazar.
I don't care if he's like 64, let's ride.
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0:30 that's cuz they moved the shit to NW Utah and I have an interesting story about the extreme military presence/surveillance in that area...
(04-23-2023, 09:31 PM)Chatwoman Wrote: One time I was driving through an area west of SLC that didn't have much traffic...
Really no other vehicles around...
Then a cop came up on me and I pulled over thinking, "The heck did I do?" but he just told me to get off the side of the road as far as I could because a wide load was coming.
So I got far off the road, sat for a few minutes, and eventually a few other cars came along and had to follow suit.
Then the military escort came down the road and behind them on a massive multi-truck hauler setup was what I can only describe as the head of a GIANT SHOVEL.
To even call it a shovel seems so ridiculous.
It was the size of a building, took up the entire road.
It was shaped like a shovel, looked like a shovel head.
I can't imagine any type of earth moving tractor large enough to actually use a shovel of that size.
So maybe it wasn't a shovel, maybe it was half of an oddly shaped huge metal building.
I have no idea, but all I know is that it definitely looked like a shovel to me.
It was a shovel the size of a house.
Apparently this is the world's largest "electric shovel"...
http://www.kansastravel.org/bigbrutus.htm
The shovel part of that machine doesn't really LOOK like a shovel to me...
I dunno.
The one I saw was bigger than the shovel part on that machine, and it was light colored metal.
It looked a lot more like a shovel than that does.
So, size-wise it seems like what I saw probably WAS a shovel.
It didn't have any of the sharp pointy bits on the front though...
It looked like a giant version of this:
https://i.imgur.com/bVlKW9H.jpg
Like a giant snow shovel.
Closest likeness I can find.
There were agents along the road in association with the transport of the giant shovel though...
One of them was just a single solitary dude in a hardhat holding one of those road construction stop signs, and his truck was parked to the side of the road.
I thought it was super weird that he was totally alone out there, and this was a huge long stretch of road where you could see for a LONG way. There was clearly no construction going on.
So I was the only car on the road for a hot minute, and I stop for him...
He comes up to my window, friendly guy, starts asking me strange questions, seemed like a probing.
Noted my southern accent, thought it was interesting that I was all the way out west exploring around on my own.
He was definitely sizing me up because after the whole giant shovel thing, I got the impression that they wanted to know exactly who was on the road that day to see whatever kind of massive machinery they were transporting.
Made me think the whole thing was supposed to be as secretive as possible.
https://www.sectual.com/thread-18880-pos...#pid165934
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Fannie, your Alien/UFO Secret Project government insider codename could be "Boob Lazer".
Hands Up! Panties Down!
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You gotta get pretty close to Area 51 for the dudes to pop out and start intercepting you.
Whereas in NW Utah, the radius of control is much larger.
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(06-17-2023, 03:47 PM)Dark Dick Wrote: Fannie, your Alien/UFO Secret Project government insider codename could be "Boob Lazer".
Lmao I was just thinking about a funny pun for Bob in one of those other posts up there...
Bewb Lazar.
Damn, Dick, you sure you ain't one of them thar psychic Pisces??
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It's really sad and pathetic how much people still question whether Bob Lazar was telling the truth or not.
Molasses slow progress.
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(06-17-2023, 03:41 PM)Chatwoman Wrote: I wanna make sweet love to Bob Lazar.
I don't care if he's like 64, let's ride.
https://i.imgur.com/yh9WaR1.jpg
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I gotchyer uzi right here Bobby baby.
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I want to make sex with Bob Lazar in the back of the Sports Model.
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I'm just trying to throw out keywords and show up in search results, lmfao.
Lmfaololol.
Lol.
I'd send Bob a marriage proposal directly, but I don't like the fact that all the alphabet agencies would be reading it first, and besides it'd probably be the 5th or 6th he's received this week.
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How many UFO obsessed fangirls do you think Bob Lazar has?
Probably a lot.
Wonder how many are as hot as me?
Probably like...
6% of them.
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