If I start to look like Christopher Walken the older I get...

[Mister Obvious]

Its not so much if you look like Ronald the Ballerina, its if you can talk like him.

Yeah that is true.

I've actually heard one or two people who sound a bit like him, but nobody could ever come very close.

He also has a very unique smile and whatnot.

The resemblance between us ends when we open our mouths...

[Mister Obvious]

Savage AF calling him Ronald AND a ballerina...

That isn't going unnoticed bro.

[THEFUNGBRO]

Savage AF calling him Ronald AND a ballerina...

That isn't going unnoticed bro.

LOL he wouldn't mind he is quite a funny Guy and his Name is Ronald and he did do Ballet.
But then again so did Mel Gibson and Russell Crow

[Mister Obvious]

That's hot.

[THEFUNGBRO]

That's hot.

You ever seen those Russian Ballet dudes? They fit as fuck.
If you taught them martial arts they would never be beaten they would kick the shit out of conor mcgregor  while laughing standing on one foot.
Anyway lets talk more about Ronald cos he is a fuckin legend.

[THEFUNGBRO]

I'm only shocked by one of those. 

Hint - it's not the first one. 

Yeah holmes, I thought you were hardcore pushing 60!
Me being older than you just feels all kiiindsa wrong.

AGE DISCRIMINATOR YOU IS CANCELLED!!

[THEFUNGBRO]

Although he does his Lion speech in the movie when they add this music it makes it way better.

[Atma]

[Mister Obvious]

He's just so damn sexy.

[Mister Obvious]

He really is one of the sexiest mofos who ever lived.

To me.

And I doubt that many people would disagree, I mean, come on.

It's like trying to argue that the sky is blue.

You can say it's gray sometimes or some shit like that, but yoass knows that shit is blue whether you like it or not.

[Mister Obvious]

It's like... the sky is generally blue, and Christopher Walken is generally one of the sexiest men who ever lived.

I think he's just way too hot. Way, way too hot.

Way too hot.

So sexy.

[Mister Obvious]

Dudes that hot need to live forever and stay like... 35-45 forever.

And give lots of lucky women lots and lots of babies.

[Mister Obvious]

I wish everyone on the planet looked like Christopher Walken.

I wouldn't get bored.

Okay, maybe leave a few kinds of other people too.

But only the hottest of the hot are allowed to live if they don't look like Christopher Walken.

[Mister Obvious]

Hey listen, I don't make the rules!

[Mister Obvious]

(I literally do make the rules.)

[Mister Obvious]

(But I'm gonna lie to your face and tell you I don't make the rules since you don't look like Christopher Walken and I don't wanna hurt your feelings.)

[Guest]

well have another drink lady and buy a new mirror

[Mister Obvious]

HEY FUCK YOU, GUY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





















*Christopher Walken voice*

[Guest]

its almost soothing when you curse me like that honey

[Mister Obvious]