I'm done looking at the world in a doomy, dingy, shite light...

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[Mister Obvious]

"Sam's Gifted Hands" I love that channel name.

[user328]

I think a light fruitcake would be good. Most of them are very heavy.

[Mister Obvious]

I grew up on some of the most intense hardcore fruitcakes ever...

It's a long story.

I have an affinity for them though, I must say.

Maybe that explains some things about me!?

[Dark Dick]

https://www.tumblr.com/cerealkiller740/7...ted-flakes

Kellogg's Sugar Frosted Flakes

[Dark Dick]

[Mister Obvious]

Sometimes the simpler stuff really is the best stuff though.

Most times actually.

[Dark Dick]

https://everybody-loves-to-eat.tumblr.co...sage-balls

Sausage Balls

[Dark Dick]

https://everybody-loves-to-eat.tumblr.co...0542730240

Fudgesicle

[Dark Dick]

https://www.tumblr.com/cerealkiller740/7...ertisement

Double Cola

[Dark Dick]

https://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/18...-ice-cream

Kit Kat Icecream

[Dark Dick]

https://sweetoothgirl.tumblr.com/post/18...spy-kremes

Bronuts

[Dark Dick]

https://everybody-loves-to-eat.tumblr.co...7747288064

They should start calling these "milkquakes".

[Dark Dick]

https://everybody-loves-to-eat.tumblr.co...her-trifle

Ferrero Rocher Trifle

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[Mister Obvious]

This guy seems really nice, but I bet he's actually an asshole.

Which is fine since he's cute.

[Dark Dick]

https://www.tumblr.com/cerealkiller740/7...ie-filling

Jell-O Vanilla Pudding and Pie Filling

[Mister Obvious]

Oh man, I gotta make that.