The algorithm has turned against them...

[Guest]

Also, chat gpt has had these jailbreaking features for three years now. That's how I knew they were just highlighting teses types of features in that article, for some free publicity.

[Mister Obvious]

Lastnight, ChatGPT tried to talk me into starting an OnlyFans.

I told it I was kinda curious about the findom fetish, cuz I think I'd be really good at it. Ultimately, I concluded that OF sounds like too much work.

ChatGPT then gives me a list of "other ways to do it" saying AND I QUOTE, "You don't need OnlyFans."

Bwhahahaha.

Oh my God dude, who the fuck would ever want to ruin this magnificent tool? Seriously? You gotta have no sense of a good time at all.

[Mister Obvious]

I told it I was kinda curious about the findom fetish, cuz I think I'd be really good at it.

It'd be like the easiest thing in the world for me...

All I'd have to do is be honest.

[Guest]

I still don't understand how paying for porn is a thing. And following thirst traps on social media is free as well. It has no appeal for most guys.

[Mister Obvious]

Well I'm so glad you're gonna peacock around and prove that you're not a cuck, Dan, we needed to know.

[Mister Obvious]

OnlyDans.

[Guest]

They are like a fake scam version, of an actual sex worker, which are easy to find in any major US cities... Why not go out and get the real thing?

[Guest]

I support the real sex workers. Not the only fans model scammers. Lol

[Mister Obvious]

You've always sounded very bitter, Dan. It's not hot.

You need to act like you're a fun person on some level if you want to be here.

[Guest]

Nah. I'm good.

[Mister Obvious]

Dan, if anyone would actually pay for pictures of your dick, you'd be selling them right fucking now.

Stop acting like you're better than everyone else.

[Mister Obvious]

Dan, just get a cowboy hat and do some photoshoots...

Make yourself an OnlyFans and pander to the gay community.

You too can have a piece of the pie.

You can be on that Brokeback Mountain shit too.

[Guest]

MO throwing a tantrum..lol

[Mister Obvious]

You just sound boring. You're like one of those guys who wouldn't even let his wife sell feet pics for some extra cash even though you're poor.

[Guest]

Weird comment.

[Mister Obvious]

Like, "I can't take care of you adequately, but you're also not allowed to make extra income from selling feet pics. Love me and my receding hairline anyway. Suckle this peen."

[Mister Obvious]

Weird comment.

My job is done.

[Guest]

I'm not interested in taking care of a woman. Just some fun.

[Mister Obvious]

Dan, if anyone would actually pay for pictures of your dick, you'd be selling them right fucking now.

Fucking period.

And the fucked up part is that THEY WOULD, DAN.

[Mister Obvious]

I'm not interested in taking care of a woman. Just some fun.

See this is the only reason I keep you around.

I do like your honesty.