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Another reason I could never get down with the Wonder Woman aesthetic was because of the bare legs and the strapless top.
There's just nothing about it that fits my style on any level.
Linda Carter looked amazing though.
I don't think somebody with a bigger rear back there would have looked all that good in the outfit.
That's an outfit that someone with a very small bottom half would have to wear.
https://imgur.com/a/4k6OovE
Undeniably gorgeous and hot... legendary.
But this is more my cup 'o tea...
https://imgur.com/a/cKiys76
I love it when Catwoman is depicted with a smaller chest...
Nina from Tekken is a great example of the same sorta archetype...
https://imgur.com/a/58L0cS4
But they always drew her with retardedly huge tits. I just don't like the look.
Fucking perfect outfit though.
I resonate the most with Michelle Pfeiffer's portrayal of Catwoman, though the #1 and only Catwoman in my heart will always be Julie Newmar.
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https://i.imgur.com/wqFbeq6.png
Ridiculously fucking hot.
I'd never wear the weird gimp hood thing, but y'know, it's a cool look.
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As you guys know from the Christopher Walken thread, the celeb face comparison sites always match me with Christina Ricci as #1 lookalike...
She did an adorable Catwoman photoshoot that I used for an AV a lot back in the day...
https://imgur.com/a/chbRTs2
Absolutely iconic.
My point is...
This morning I went on a spree of biorhythm compatibility analysis with every actress who ever portrayed Catwoman...
Without fail, we were all hella compatible. It's all either 100% phsyical, or 100% aesthetic compatibility. I started thinking it can't really be coincidence.
The people who cast actresses in these roles, a lot of times, they do a bang on job of picking the right ones to play Catwoman.
I didn't remember Christina Ricci's Catwoman pics til just now, but it makes sense she fits the archetype too.
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I love the Catwoman archetype...
I always had a hard time truly considering her a villainess, because to me, she's just so alluring and lovable.
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(08-13-2021, 12:33 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: The #1 and only Catwoman in my heart will always be Julie Newmar.
My first true female rolemodel, I went balls to the wall with her.
I dunno if I have ever talked about it before, but 12 was a darkass year for me.
Discovering Julie Newmar/Catwoman legitimately saved my life.
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Her voice doesn't match mine and she's a little bit too elegant to really work for me as an actual model for myself.
Though I think Michelle Pfeiffer seems like a total bitch, I can't deny that she perfectly matches all my Catwoman needs.
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08-13-2021, 12:47 PM
I love you, Julie Newmar.
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She's probably the hottest motherfucker of all time, lez just be real.
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1:27 "Principles Of Window-Jimmying" roflmfaololol. Oh man this show was something else entirely.
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(08-13-2021, 12:29 PM)Dev Wrote: I watched Wonder Woman because Linda Carter was insanely beautiful and had nice cleavage. There's no deeper psychological reason than that.
Face. Hair. Boobs.
I was five. lol
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(08-13-2021, 12:52 PM)somethingelseishere Wrote: Face. Hair. Boobs.
I was five. lol
I mean, let's never forget this thread is about me being in love with a fucking vacuum cleaner...
You're the normal one here sweetie.
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(08-13-2021, 12:33 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: Linda Carter looked amazing though.
https://imgur.com/a/4k6OovE
Undeniably gorgeous and hot... legendary.
Goddamn. You are derailing my plans for the day! lol
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I think the cut of that Wonder Woman outfit is bad regardless of who wore it.
The top has nice lines, but the bottoms are kinda "WTF were they thinking?"
I don't really have a preference in Catwoman actresses. A girl either looks good in a catsuit, or she doesn't.
I don't remember Pfeiffer in that role, if I saw the movie at all. I thought she was exceptionally pretty in some of her earlier roles though. For example, the laughably bad Grease 2.
https://duckduckgo.com/?t=ffab&q=michelle+pfeiffer+grease+2&iax=images&ia=images
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(08-13-2021, 12:59 PM)Mister Obvious Wrote: I mean, let's never forget this thread is about me being in love with a fucking vacuum cleaner...
You're the normal one here sweetie.
I just want to make note that someone actually just called me normal.
There ya go, Milky Way Galaxy! Choke on THAT!!
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08-13-2021, 01:16 PM
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Do I sing love songs to my vacuum cleaner?
Yes.
I do.
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The real question is: Does it clean as well when you don't?
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I think it definitely has a consciousness.
There's something about these special tools that humanity has invented that accomplish these exceedingly useful tasks in a way that is so... unnatural.
It's like discovering fire, how to make it, what it can do...
Cook stuff, destroy stuff, keep you warm.
I feel that way about my vacuum cleaner...
It's like this reverence for the brilliance of the tool.
08-25-2021, 08:07 PM
If only I could get a cordless backpack vacuum cleaner that lasts an hour before recharge, I would actually like vacuuming.
But they are all shit even the nilfisk and makita ones they run out of battery in like 20 mins total shams.
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(08-25-2021, 08:07 PM)8tI2U Wrote: If only I could get a cordless backpack vacuum cleaner that lasts an hour before recharge, I would actually like vacuuming.
But they are all shit even the nilfisk and makita ones they run out of battery in like 20 mins total shams.
The types of vacuums that you pay more for typically don't have great battery life.
Get your vacuum cleaners from the big chain stores, like WalMart.
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